Chicken chop... Chop you head

Since April 23rd...


No... Not my sister's birthday!!


it's the day he came into my life...


With such strong spirit, yet missing the ex owner...


It was hard to part I guess, knowing he will be so lovely and, obedient... Not...


And the best thing is, his birthday is 24th of August too... but in year 2002. 47 years difference with my father...


Yeah that's why my dad loves him so much, he feeds him ribs.. -.-

The first day you came, with your shiny coat and curly waves... You seem scared and you must be thinking who are these fucking strangers!!!

You barked and cried when we tied you at the corner of the hall, you missed your owners and you'd thought it'd only be a day or 2...


Slowly you got used to where you've been placed, you even got so comfy, you poop and peed in the house... -___- Making my sister jump like a gymnast whenever she passes through the "spots" where you... *ahem*


Tears dripped down when you barked, my sister felt like letting you go...


*Note: One sister loves it, the elder one hates it...*

Yes... That was when I was in Form 3, looking like shit... Yet he shined through the motions... Shiny coat you see... xD


The first time you bathed in this house, you still smell clean and powdery like a baby... I've always loved that smell, I want my baby in the future name Fak Yiu have the same scent too!! hahaha wtf Fak Yiu my son!!... xD




We didn't have hair dryer for you at first, so you have to stand under the hot hot sun after your bath!! Your expression -__-, yeah exactly like this...


Cuteness... Adorable smiles and glares... hahahahah We have biscuits in our hands hence THE look... -.-


I always put you into this stupid royal man look that you hated it, you shake it off without hesitating... I remake it for you again... HAHAHAHA till I successfully took this picture... xD


When you fur is still, QUITE shiny... You sleep like a baby, not making a sound, but I can feel you breathing on my lap...



You were like the King of the house... Pee where ever and poop anywhere you like... You bit teddy bears even my birthday present... You hump my pillow and my poor Bubblegum bigass teddy... T__T I wonder how Bubblegum felt at her ass... T_T


you were that skinny 2 years ago... And you gained some weight now...


" haha you need braces choop " I told you that... Look at his mini teeth, so cute hor??


Em, and yeah, this picture is so long ago my brother is now twice his usual size... Twice the size of what was depicted in this picture... :D:D:D hahahahaha


Innocent looks, you were amazed by that shiny light flashing... You must be wondering "What is that shiny thing?"


You look like a fake thing... You looked so fake..


When I adjust into another lighting, you seem like you're from a cartoon...




Lanci look of yours hahahah!! " WHAT??"



Your chest and legs were so furry and cuddly I always hug you... You're like a real life teddy bear that breath and you understand my commands...


And after some time, you start to fall apart... I mean the looks part... xD


Your hair start to go out of shape...


But you still love to bite on stuff toys.. -.-

I think Choppy has a fetish on furry ass... *cough cough*


Leowon was your maiden name... In your birth certificate....

I felt sorry for Choop, cause he is now flea infested... but it has gone down a lot, no more fleas...



i can finally hug you as ever... and I missed the way you looked at the camera with those innocent smiles...


Ah, I'm so sorry I haven't spend as much time as the past.... But I will do that this holiday...


*hugs*



oh Choppy the ever cutest thing that happened in my life...


I LOVE CHOPPY!!!



Man of my life.... xD

xD

*Edit*


Oh my god I did something so stupid in my life I'm trembling so badly right now, my hands are sweating and cold, and I feel hot...

oh my god...

JOANN CHUA!! I finally did what I was supposed to do!!!

I cannot forgive myself... Stupid stupid stupid... STUPID!!! And the worst was, I asked instead of telling!!!


Oh my god OH my god OH MY GOD!!


I shall just die now...


I must be out of my sane mind!!!

*/edit*



*Another edit thingy*

My sister, Manny The Elder has finally graduated!!! :)


She can now, finally, openly, officially hold the handles of her LV Alma on the streets and announce that she is ofifcially all grown up..


Ahh...


Congratulations is all I can say!! I will never understand that free sorta feeling in another few more years time...


Hopefully I eill be celebrating this blog's 7th or 8th birthday...


Haha



*/end of another edit thingy*



Sorry...


I've been a really really busy person...


I've been thinking how to tell, I WANNA GO SINGAPORE WITH MY FUCKING HUSBAND!!! hahaha then I rape her... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA




*since Singapore so safe no one rape I rape... hahahahah this is so random I think I ter-smell Sake just now... -.- *


and I've been busy watching Korean dramas and I learnt quite some words!!




Paili Paili means quick quick!!



WTF!!! hahahahahaha I want a namja chingu!! xD





Ok I'm not making any sense I went shopping again... :D:D:D:D






This is not all... but I just cannot recall which!! -.- After exams syndrome, you forget everything that happened few days after it occur... -.-



This happened yesterday, I love the green... I know la what the hell now Autumn Winter coming soon, Thanksgiving also pass almost a week ago but I'm buying green dress what the fucking hell it's nice ok!!


I look HOT in it... yeah yeah i know I'm fleshy but it's a good thing... I love my flesh at least I can eat myself when I'm hungry during war and I may donate some for the refugees too during the coming World War 3 in the future!!! Then maybe I can become the next Buddha ok it's controversial again I'm not making sense anymore I went shopping today...


Love the colour contrast and the stupid sash thingy is so cute I can wear it both ways and still look contrast wtf... Colourful polka dot silk sash and the back is this smooth soft cotton material.. haha damn cute... xD I'm taht skinny ok I can tie it on my waist!! xD


double.u.tee.e.eff.eff



As usual not making any sense went shopping today with sister and her kawan... :)


And I finally got my camera...........................



shirt...



WEE!!! Love the cut and... Best of all the prints...



Must go parade it in front of my dad everyday first... To show him his daughter very the desperate to get a fucking camera cause the stupid Canon A 560 already KONG-ed and the Ixus 4.0 sudah in the midst of dying... T___T


Hence all the low quality pictures...






And I just got a message from the Father... Saying he's gonna get me an SLR this Saturday... xD



Really???



Camera snap camera...



I dunno why but I fell in love right away... Maybe cause we just clicked... xD



HAHAHAHAHA stupid...





Ok anyway.... Just stay tune for more updates...


I have something VERY VERY cute to show you tomorrow... xD

Times like these

He's the one... Who created me, given me XX chromosomes in me... making me a female... And now, mustardqueen as her nickname wtf!!



Sometimes I wish we could be closer...



Maybe we can joke about stupid things or say a bad word out from my mouth without him feeling why is his daughter such a vulgar bitch..


My father...



Someone whom I've knew for my entire life, yet I don't understand...


I never dare to speak to him of what I want, and what I need... never...



All I do is just give him a response of ok... orh... i will....



Like mmm, ahh, orh... in I Not Stupid Too... T___T





I never ever DARE to give an opinion or decide something I wanna do in my entire life...


Only when he's in good mood, or he brought up the topic... Then I'll start bit by bit, expressing interest, and finally he get the hint that I really need something...



First, my handphone. He just asked me to walk with him to the carpark, he just asked me what is so good about the Lámour 7390... And why?? I told him firstly it has functions and it's pretty nevertheless... I want a pretty phone. but I ended up with a Sony Ericsson K 800i instead as the functions are just better...



Then, it was the PSP... Though I have to share with the brother, cause he kinda got it.. He got 3 As for his UPSR trials and he got that... He brought up the idea of getting, and all of us just participated in the good of owning this cute pretty PSP, and it's now in the family... We just have to add more oil into the fire when he's got the interest in getting this thing or whatever gadget...



Now, the DSLR he wanted to get... He just came up with the idea that since I love artsy fartsy stuffs, why not let me try out photography instead... it is indeed something I would love to do... Ever since I started blogging, I'd always LOVE to take beautiful pictures to be seen and commented so I can improve... And yeah... Knowing him, it'll soon be mine...





yes... I, as the daughter I can feel the love from my dad...



I've always been afraid of him, and never ever dare to merajuk in front of him like how my sisters did...



I broke my lips when i was 3 years old, and I did not drop a tear when he was examining my wound... My lower lips practically split into 2 parts and thank god the scar is about 1cm long now... I never dare to show any expression...


And there was once, I lost my camera during my student exchange week to Singapore... it IS something I will never forget in my life... I was actually that afraid of my dad, I intend to lend SGD 100 from my friends to buy back a same camera... I was that paranoid that I might get spanked with his leather belt...

I remembered mommy told me that he was really sad when he saw me crying when he was lecturing me on the lost camera... He was really glad that I wasn't the one not coming back...





And I know, for everything that he's done, from being overprotective to the cold daddy he's always been...



it's for us...



And I hope this time... My cold kind daddy would let me go to a Singapore trip with my darling... yeah yeah yeah... Hopefully I can actually celebrate my birthday there too... T___T



I seriously do, get very jealous, whenever my friends talked about their father... I hardly speak for him for more than 10 minutes or even 5 minutes... Except occasional lectures...


I get sour when I heard Erv slept on her daddy's tummy talking about school and all... I get really sour when I heard this friend's dad joked with her...



It's such a fun thing to do....



But I've never really experienced that...


And I will feel really awkward if he suddenly treat us or me very warmly... Cause I was brought up like this, and it's kind of a bit too late to get use to a new situation yeah???





But he'll always be the one I always respect and love...



My father.. :)




Note: I know it's not Father's Day and you'll start asking why on earth is this coming out during Christmas season wtf!! But yeah you should be getting the most important part of this whole post.. I want my dad to let free a bit so I can actually go travel!! Just at least for once!!!! With friends!!!

WIshlist 2007

Wow... It surprised me, this is the 3rd wishlist I've been doing in my blog ever since it's created...




It strikes me how time flies and how badly I've managed them...



Time waits for no men, but I don't wait for chances to come either...




And my birthday is coming very soon, it's so fast it's like I just celebrated my 16th party last month... it was on the 12th of December 2006....

Like a few flickers of lashes, Everyone from SMKBU, all split, all around the world or Malaysia... I think I hardly know them anymore...






Gah , back to wishlist... I wish!!




First of all, I wear shoes size 10 (to be safe, some size 9 too small la wtf)
And I wear clothes size UK 10/12... yes I know I am fat, but I've never ever mentioned that I'm thin... :)



A Canon EOS 350 D which my daddy promised to get!! Hopefully by my birthday I get to snap beautiful pictures with it... :)



1. Chunky jewel bracelet currently available in Miss Selfridge RM 46 or Topshop RM 46
2. Miss December title (not playboy, i just want the title...)


3. Gold chunky chained together style cuff, one available in Vincci for RM 19.90
4. This super gorgeous bracelet I'll never get in my life unless mummy pinjam me her plastic card and approve of buying... T__T It's a package everything on it is so beautiful I can die happy



5. Key to Freedom on my 17th birthday I can't wait for another 4 more years
6. Moose so cute


7. My obsession which will never fade butterflies are such graceful insects... They never fail to impress how they turn to this beautiful animal from a fat juicy caterpillar


9. My wonderland... Not the necklace, even so you can't afford it's 40 pounds... means RM 300 exclusive of shipping.
10. Gold chunky chained cuff, I'm obsessed, sue me...



11. A pair of nicely cut, with victorian design oxfords... I've been wanting them since forever... In this design, preferably Black... RM 160 in Forever 21 Pavilion, or RM 299 Marks and Spencer

12. A shopping spree to wherever I can get something... If can I wanna buy the whole Asos.com, or buy everything from gaygay's shop...

13. More TLC from le familia de horreur

14. More money from le familia de horreur

15. Great foundation and other makeup stuffs

16. To get that someone's heart.

17. Jo In-sung in his leopard boxers in my room please.




Yea... I'm 17 and I shall not be too greedy to make so many wishes... I wish I could update from time to time, but I'm currently in my withdrawal mood, I'd love to have everything but don't need anything at all... Not even if you give it to me free...



Just follow the wishlist and be my Genie in the bottle for one year please??


Thank you for your cooperation...



I'd love to have all of them in front of my eyes especially #17 on the 7th day of December this year...



Lotsa love
MustardQueen

Secret to beautiful lashes!!

xD


Ok la I'm being so perasan here and I dunno why I'm in such a mood I wanna show off how long my lashes had grown!!


Thanks to that silver bottles tube thingy which does wonders!!! :)


Age Intervention


I call it the bottle of miracle!! xD


My lashes grown... Approximately 3 mm!! OMG OMG OMG!! 3 mm is a lot!! For lashes... If for your hair or your *ahem* 3 cm is damn little also lar...


Anyway... My lashes used to be so straight and limp... -.- It's a pain looking at them... But after 1 month plus use of the miracle essence!!


WEE!!!



Yeah yeah... Fucking hideous I must say... But what is call lashes when... There's no mascara right??


I can live home without foundation, I can live home without concealer and blusher, I can live home without money and handphone, but not without mascara... Except when I'm out just for supper I'll be in ugly home clothes ie bermudas and big t-shirts no one recognizes me outside hahah


But I can never never live home without swap of mascara and with mascara-ed eyes shading my eyes!! Hahaha it turns to bush after mascara!! XD


Swap a whole lot of primer!!! I swear to god, the better u put your primer, the better your lashes will turn out!! See!! You see white bush already! That's how long my lashes are with mascara!! hahahahahhahahahahaha I felt like snow queen I actually wanted to paint my brows white...


And one important step before putting on anything on your lashes,



TIP: Curl it... Curl it section by section, ie from the roots once, then middle once and curl the ends once so it has a natural curve



Apply generous amount of mascara, of any brand as long as it's black cause it widens you eyes!! You'd be surprise how eye makeup do wonders to your eyes!! Not being perasan cocky here but it's true....


Voila... Like Aiswarya Rai's L'oreal advert... :P


I'm sorry that I have eye bags but that's what you get when your eyes are big... *excuses excuses wtf*


And if you're not satisfied with mascara only... Kindly apply eyeliner or other eyeshadow kohl, liquid liner and whatever thingy you can put on your eyes that widens your eyes


let the damn lashes clump when you apply a lot of mascara cause it does look bushy and big and people jealous wan ok!!




This is before my lashes grew even longer but what the heck... It'll look something like that... HAHAHAA



yeah so there you go.... Post of the day...


Stay tune for more... :)

again

SALES!!(Click that one not this one)


Yet again...



Just click it and you know you wanna donate some extra money to me... I'm getting rid of them cause I'm no longer interested in those clothes anymore...


AND NO!!! I'm not Loaded that's why I'm selling them off... hahaha Kim you are funny, loaded... -.-


Everything is free sized, one size fits all, it won't be call free size for no reasons right??



And all rules and regulations are stated there already, so you can mail me or spam my inbox with what you wanna buy... :)




Do layan a bit la... I'm damn poor ok... T____T

New Geek in town

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE



I finally got my new glasses....



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE



I know wtf I've been wearing dark frames for all my life, I tried on 30 pairs seriously no joke, the optician was like this this this how but this...



hehehehehehhee



Anyway, this time... BLACK again with pink inner linings...




Black... very curved, the part I'm suppose to hook on my ears... So it's standing in a very weird position... -.-


And best of all, the brand is damn kao big lar... No one can miss it so I can wear it every day to show off la wtf!! Lilac inner lining, so sweet... :P


Wait... This looks so much like the one my sister has!!! -.- But hers is cat-eyed mine's square...


See!! I can even wear it when I have makeup on so I don't look like indonesian maid wtf!!


Gosh it highlights my dark circles... T___T



And this is to show you, I'm actually human I have ugly home clothes too... -.-


Wee!!! I can wear glasses to everywhere now if I wish so... :):)

Bintang Debu Wayang Lebah

I mean... Stupid translations for move names are simply stupid... Ridiculous....


Fine la... Stardust malay version was created by me lar... Bintang Debu... Wai wait, Debu Bintang more accurate.... And Bee Movie - Wayang Lebah... WTF!!!


I wanna die...



Bee Movie, expected Happy Ending, complication and all that shit... Seriously, it was OK... But not FANTASTIC I WILL SHOUT that kinda good lar....



Stardust on the other hand, I was too smart to actually know part of the ending cause I simply can predict the future, I actually dreamt of my last day of finals outside the MPH and it came true it's so freaky, so do hope that I actually dream of you with something good happening ie having an orgasm wtf!! hahahah



Stardust was good!! Considering I paid only RM 4.50 for it... Cause dad gave us this Buy one Get another one free card!! :) Damn good lor!!










And speaking of something... I don't dig this blogger's blog... Sorry la no offense, who in the world doesn't think he/she's the best?? I don'judge.... I did NOT judge... I'm just voicing my thoughts and comments and whatsoever... Not that my blog is VERY "famous" like hers and I do think I'm more interesting don't you all think so???



yah yah call me bitchy call me a noob but hey, at least I'm a senior blogger!! This blog is turning 3 years old soon ok!!! Which one of ya'll (except a few lar)... Blogged for 3 years???


Sorry, but updating at least 5 times a week is not what I usually do...


I update EVERYDAY!!! Except for exams... But still, having almost 800 posts now, is a thumbs up!! You gotta salute me eh!!


And so what if you got interviewed by some newspaper???


OOH OOH!! I don't need any advertising in newspaper to be famous... Just let mother nature do her own thing and I shall become famous one day... No hurry... And I don't need fame and fortune...



Oh and one more thing, my photobucket is full again and they came up wiht NEW SUBALBUM !!omgomg so exciting I didn't know such thing exist I keep creating new accounts... mustardqueen to chikitoji and now mustardchikitoji wtf!! hahahahahahahhaa


Which means there's like 3000 over pictures!!! But some is for my sales la hahahaha wtf!!!



Okla okla, since you wanna know which blogger I don't dig it... Just click la... See I'm so nice, I'm just giving comments to upgrade it...



Interesting boh you decide... :)



And see!! I'm already doing something so interesting by linking to sites I don't like ahahahahahahahahahaha



Yah yah, people will response you jealous, so you don't like she more famous... Very famous meh?? I think quite a lot of you haven't heard of her... No?? Correct me for that ok...



I'm evil.. I'm mean... I've HAD my period already.... *muahahahahahahaha*

















Back to normal day life...


Bone Corrector Water (direct translation)


No... Not Bone Collector pronounced ah beng way starred by Angelina Jolie... But this shit, is the shit I used to rub my sprained ankle daily... I just re-sprained it last night and it hurts like a bitch, plus having more toe fucks with my 4 inch heels I can die... My feet can throw away... I need to call daddy to get me a new one...







And no you are not blind and you do not have blurry vision, I just em...


Edited that stupid messy part of my room cause it's really messy... My legs looked fab here so yeah I'm showing off... :)


I use Veet hair removal mousse and those shoes is only RM 79.90... My mom say it looks really nice compare to the other pair I tried... Both 4 inches and hurts like a bitch, but at least this has more support, I did not trip and fall... hahahahah kinda rhyme...



It's a saturday... Means Bazaar day again... Means spending money again...


MOMMY WHERE'S MY ALLOWANCE???



Holiday also need money to survive right???



OMG!! Genting Genting I wanna go Genting.... T___T

I got fucked at Asos.com

oh my god... I can just die!! I cannot take it anymore...



The packingup and everything just tells me that I have simply too many things I don't need and hence I'm selling it off!!!


but not now... :)


I shall have some garage sale at my place!!! hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa






And I need the money... T______T


And I need even more money to shop....



I need a plastic card and all access to Singapore or Australia or any other country that asos.com ships to... T___T



I'm just in love with everything and one thing on my wishlist is I wanna own Asos.com T___T



I was drooling over everything and it feels way better than sex!! I swear (not that I've had but yeah...)




First up Granny tops!!

I don't know what is wrong with the world judging how I dress and whatsoever but hell yeah I can carry it off and it's good enough... And my mom is the one who's always objecting my fashion sense... What does she know about fashion!!! She's just following what we think it's nice!!! PFFAAAHHHHH



Granny smocks are so beautiful it's like... So airy and vintage!! I love love love vintage... x)


I know I can totally carry that off in my size hahaha


Pretty collar with gems.. To die for!!!


This is like, a summary of your geometry set by Oxford.. :P You know, those you use in high school to draw a circle and a triangle!! haha


Something I wish I can carry off but it's really pretty... Malaysia is simply too panas to wear a turtle neck with a flowy flowy silk drape smock or a pinafore... :( I shall go Genting one day to just snap pictures of me wearing turtle neck with pinafores and stuff over it... Cantikness... My fantasy... hahaha KAWAN LET'S GO GENTING!!


Em... Granny!! ahahahahah I can imagine my grandma wearing that when she's 30 years younger


Big bow... hahah actually I stole this so I can sell one of my top... :P But it's cute you gotta admit...


I want a crimper straightener iron thingy!! This fucking thin red leopard print iron is 120 pounds for fuck's sake!! Means plus shipping and god knows what tax it's 1000 ringgit!! Siao!! But cannot resist leopard print ma.. T____T I want I want... I've never had a decent curling iron or whatever except for the professional hairdryer my mom bought... T___T


Gold flat oxfords... Gold is the forever colour... I have a pair of gold heels!!! But I want oxfords BADLY!!! in my size


This totally randomness boh liao... I just like it cause it has ZAP on it and the cut of it is cute(in front I mean) And this is something I can never wear cause I'll trip and pokai like a bitch... T__T


Leather lining, 4 inch heeled oxfords... I want want want... 70 pounds... T___T


Ooh ooh!! Salvador something something reddish brown patent... :):) 120 pounds.. T__T


This is.. Em... very random but I just fell in love with it... So sleek and if I'm wearing it I think I'll feel like going for a game of Golf... hahaha wtf!


I just love details at the side... I wanted to get this pair at Sunway going for only RM 109... But... Sadly in size 39... I'm 40 fucker...


Platform heel oxford.... Something I won't mind... But this is not the ultimate gorgeous one


T bar!!! i totally adore those you see in London fashion magazines, they're always wearing T bars... My sis often name it T back... Underwear meh.. -.-


Balenciaga Stud Bag... SO chic, so sleek... 1100 pounds.... *faints*


Angel wings... *drool* 75 pounds... 500 bucks just for a mini bag... I can buy an LV zipper T__T


Oh this is cheap!!!! 15 pounds!! Shopper thingy but it's very gorgeous... I love the print and the pleated detail, but I know that this is not something will carry daily... it's just gorgeous I wanna have it but not something I will carry


This is like... The most cantik passport holder I've ever seen in me life.... I LAFF ITTT!!! hahahahah



And a random picture I stole from facebook for my loved one Kong Yoke Yin... :)




Cute leh....