If you have the skill...Why not use it then waste it on something stupid?? like doing NiE...Why waste your photoshop skills on that when you can do some professional photoshopping...
My pictures on my previous post are all photoshopped cause the lighting there is bad bad bad bad bad....Horrible...BAD...but still thank god i look flawless...haha
And too..If you are one lazy person to airbrush your face till flawless...Try using makeup...Conceal your face...What I do is...I use my concealer from Bodyshop which costs me RM 29.90(now RM 35 stupid bodyshop...raise the price for fuck) to conceal my face...And it does wonders...flawless face...yah...it's a bad leson though...cause I'm suppose to use foundation but i just use concealer...haha...but prom that time got use my sister's CD Skinfluide....haha....she let ma....why not?
And the cam whoring session with my lil brother is use concealer one...But still flawless right?? I swear no airbrushing done...Just resizing the picture only...
So here are a few pictures that I stolen...or took it from my hubby's site...cause there's the link on every picture...So erm... yah...i stole it and did something on it...
But hey....My skills are still the very minor ones...Unlike those pro...out there...You know...I sucked at it...I dunno how to perfect my eyes cause its so fucking small whenever I smile!!! bloody eyes...and it's so puffy and so black and so ugly....URGHH!!
So here are the before and afters...
Before...scars and dull... After...Bright and longer thinner legs
Pinkier nails too...and I thin fairer
Before...I look horrendous...After...I tried my best to make me feel prettier but failed....stupid yin...didn't help me photoshop...If not I'll ne way prettier than this....HmmPH!
Maybe you see this...You might feel yin is prettier....
Isn't she pretty???
Right now...The sour and spicy mee aka Tomyam noodles which I did not finished it cause it was kinda too spicy for me...And me have gastric so cannot eat too much sour and spicy stuff...So isn;t that bowl of kuey teow and beehoon pretty and looks damn damn delicious??? Hungry??
I look so fucking ugly or fugly or muthafuckingly ugly...Have you seen anyone as ugly??
the answer is yes...Cause you are seeeing it NOOOOWWWW!!!
Right after some edits...here it is....
There you go....I look prettier now...Cause I have no face...
I know you are giving me the look that you are gonna kill me...But it's my blog right?? I wanna do what then do what...nothing to do with you...Just like other people's blog also...It's public and any muthafucker can read also...including me...And it's for the public to see...If you think it's wrong...call the cops...I would love to see how you lose in the court...
And please....for goodness sake...Stop being such a small hearted person...Being small hearted doesn't help your face to become more flawless...It will just make it worst!! Cause your blood won't flow in such a puny heart...
I'm writing this cause I feel so not comfortable with SOMEONE treating my friend like that...So i write it here and confess it...And this is the confession of a enemy's friend...to my friend's enemy...
And now...I would wanna teach you how to count the amount of readers I have in my blog...
Step one
Take either your left or right hand
Step two
Count the amount of fingers you have
Step three
There you go...that's the amount of readers I have...Want me to count for you?
Ok, erm...YiNKy, Ka Huey, Shaun, Ying Xin and myself...
5..correct right?? 5 right??
If you have one finger extra or less...try counting on the other hand...
What?? both also got extra or less....
erm....
*POOF*
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