Been kinda busy you know!!
But do you know that mother's day is around the corner??
Here's one PERFECT gift for your drama mama!!!
#1 Mom
LOL!!!! Isn't that PERFECTO???
Oh!!! And the next time your enemy/rival/someone you love birthday is coming up!!!
Get this instead of exotic jewelry or clothes!!!
Pee and Poop soft plush
This freaking thing, is kinda expensive one eh!!! Make a guess!!! it's like $35 in USD!!!
FREAK OUT!!!
Oh my effing goodness!!! Despite it's kinda disgusting to hug such a thing... Despite you sprayed the most expensive Dior Cherié perfume on it... Your brain is so smart, it'll filter out the perfume, and somehow...U fucking mental will think it really smells like shit and pee!!!
EEEEEEYER!!!! Disgustó
Harhar... My LAN class is ending soon!!! Next week is last week for moral education!!! But seems that Moral Ed became Sex Ed instead...
Remember I said I have LAN work to do? We're supposed to do book marks!! And I got 10 marks!!!
And, Whelan(one of the classmate) forgotten bout that!!! And took the extra condom Joann And Mel bought!!! Wrote "Practice Safe Sex" on it with black marker and hand it to Mr. Ari...
-.-
" Dey Dey!!! Look at this!!! " (famous words)
"You must know how to use this thing you know!!! (He inserted the marker pen into the condom) "Pretend that this is the penis."
Seriously he said those words.... And everyone was LAUGHING!!!
And seriously speaking, don't you think my moral teacher look like one of those bearded moustache Bollywood star? Eeesh...
And Mel did another great job by pasting the Banana Flavoured condom on this bookmark she made that says prevent AIDS...
That kinda reminded me of my "Banana Strawberry ice-cream" from Baskin Robbins... -.-
Blow job? O.o
By the way to kakak many, if you see this ugly wrapped brown package sent to your house... with these indications!! Don't think it's a package from terrorist...
Once upon some Friday afternoon. kakak Jing rushing off to Bangsar to shop. But got alot of things to pack and she's damn pissed off... Then we wanna airmail it to Aussie for Kakak Many. But it happen that, you have to wrap it with brown paper... knn
If you don't wrap, CAN!!! Go for PosLaju and it cost twice the rate.... Freaking money fucking cheaters...
So, I wrapped it nicely (NOT), and She handed me the glue... Motherfreakingshit.... They did not put the cap on!!! I thought the glue comes out from the MINI HOLE!! And godknowshowmuchof GLUE poured to the brown paper.... Hence the big blotch of glue stain... XD
Just some tape to seal up the little sides... Like plaster only la...
Answer is NO I DON'T!!!
Who ask you to last minute ask us to wrap....
Hope they'll be so kind to kinda stick some tape so the paper from tear off!!
Ham Ka Chan.... We were so pissed of... we wrote this... Means whole family die... heehee
OH OH!!! And that day while I was waiting for my grandpa to get me!! I saw this car!!!
Number plat is JEL number 1
and it sticks together!!! Become
JELI
And the cutest thing is... The driver dyed his hair bright orange!!! hahahahhahhahaha *layan diri laugh*
And and and.... Honda CRV new one damn nice... Looks like BMW X5/X3 whatever..
You've seen the real one on the road... But have you seen one, with most of the parts and doors taken out??
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