What in the world...??

"Religions in Malaysia"

The official religion in Malaysia is I-slam-ism

Malays generally embrace Islam. They are required to pray 5 times a day. The concept of Islam in Malaysia.

Some of them are Christians though and they colour their pussies red for Easter. Dieyucks are mostly Christians and worship any kind of cross. They pray at the cross-junction of major roads and cause traffic jams.

Chinese worships the so-called statue that THEY believed can bring them wealth and prosperity. They serve these statues with pork, banana, dog meat, and every food they can think of only to be stolen by their next door neighbour or some wise ass kid. Most chinese colour their hair thinking that they can be like their Hang Kong or Korean idol.

Indians worship rastafarians with assorted color and cow which they consider as their mother, which also explains why they are so ugly.

There are significant Sick minorities in the Keling Valley, Ipoh, Jo-whore Bahru and Celaka. The Malaysian Sick Association is lead by Mr Sam Singh who succeeded the post from Mr Dan Singh.

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At first I thought they only talk about Malays... Suddenly I see my religion there...



That person, sure think his/her life damn long... never die before...



Now, if I see that person running in the wild, I'll use my super sharp pointy patent white heels to kick his balls... Ok, maybe ball only...


Mental people...( try pronouncing the Mental with the A slang.. It'll sound more, err...meaningful??) yes I am mental...




OOOH!!!! I watched Meet the Robinsons...


I am oh-so-god-damn fucking smart!!!



ATTENTION: MEET THE ROBINSON'S SPOILERS!!!


Oh so, I actually knew Lewis is Wilbur's dad midshow!! How cool is that... Maybe I can be a producer in the future...


It's a good movie... I like the tall (dunno what) hat guy... And he's actually GOOB!!!



Goob damn cute... His eyebags oh my... I should offer him some of my green tea teabags...



Hmm... Hong Kong and KL Arts are going to cooperate to scout for new stars... Maybe I should call up someday and go Hong Kong for training then...



Then no need to shop in ze ol'KL shopping malls anymore...


Thinking of that makes me yawn...