BMW X5??

My dad got a BMW X5...


I was happily studying for chemistry that night... Midnight...


He suddenly rush into the room and say... "I got a BMW X5... Pink colour summore..."

Before that I heard he asked my mom to open the door so frantically... And my mom was like "WHAT???" very angry... Then suddenly laugh


Something very fish... *Putrid we call it in chemistry... Smell of dead fish/rotten fish/ammonia/your urine....* =.=





He asked me to go to his room... AHH!!! Wanna show me the new car from the window is it??? Or he got the picture of the car but haven't arrive yet...


IS IT IS IT???



Pink colour summore wor???




Yeah, he showed me something and I made it into a picture...

So much for the BMW... Which also stands for 'Bie Mo Wo' (别摸我) in mandarin, which means don't touch me...




SWEAT DROPS KAO KAO!!!

BMW X5

BMW X5 is actually 'tai kor tai' the tai kor use in the 1980s... Damn bergaya that time... Just that this is smaller... Cuter...




the Boyfriend!!


Summore got camera....



double-you-tee-eff

1.3 megapixels summore....



More powerful then your average phone...



And the sound system is damn chun...



Better than Sony Ericsson's Walkman phones...


Even better than Hi-Fi


O.O


Serious shit...



I show you one day...

So when you have a cute phone no one has it in the country... Of course la show off...

Kyaaa~~




See the camera?? Not clear at all but what the heck?? It's 1.3Mp Don't pray pray...



Damn bigass la... But not as big as the seriousshit 1980s one you can actually fill water and drink from it... WAH WAH!!! Last time one so canggih already!!! The phone kalis air summore...(water proof)

Erm... My mom ask me to stick diamond on the antenna... Damn... I think it'll look damn cute...


Then hor, add dangly stuff on the antenna!! OMG!! OMGWTFBBQ it will look like an alien with HAIR!!!




Unlike normal aliens, botak sial