Is harhar
Sarcastic or non sarcastic... harhar sound quite sarcastic...
I'm damn witty...
harhar
SEE???
When you have nothing to do... You'll seriously be chewing on the food your parents got you.. Especially the ones they brought back from abroad...
Yeah, and especially when they're living in that particular place that it is SOOOOOO famous for that something special... You have to chew on it...
Non stop...
What is it???
Can you tell me??

Ok, that did NOT just happened... Something is wrong with my photoshop... I made it 10 pixels and it came out 10000 pixels... I mean, the font...
Yeah, you'll seriously be chewing on those... And when it's so hot, your dad pass you the bizkit, you have to put it on the piece of tissue... No plate la... Lazy to wash... And it's also seriously damn nice of my dad to heat it up for me, so I can have fresh hot Lou Po Bizkit...
Seriously... It's addictive...
It's damn sweet.... But abit too sweet for my liking...
But I still like... But still I stress that it's too sweet...
You remember the banging head thing? I posted on my 500th post??

I realised I have much resemblance to it... I look kinda like it, and when I'm looking at my display picture, it's as though, I'm on webcam... what the fuck...
So I happily told my sister we look quite alike...(before smashing) And she say "but that one bald one la..."
"Fine I go add hair" says myself.
*open photoshop, edit picture, add hair... And super duper kissable lips...
And I look so super duper motherly just in time for Mother's Day...
I got son one you know... He wished me summore...

My son says he loves me... But after I told him I look super duper motherly in my display picture... He say he wanna disown me...
*notice my pictures is bigass?? editted like crap...i crop out big part of the screen, add the tool bar and the send icon...imma sucha genius...*
Not that bad ma...
See, let me show you how we look alike...
You see...
Quite alike right?? Especially the hair... I added highlights summore...
My lips are so plump and juicy and kissable ok...
Don't be jealous just because I have the "The Mom" look...
I'll be a good mother in the future... I'm gonna have babies...



2 comments:
Wow, the milk carton thingy looks SOOOOO cute!! Save some for me to use! :P
And you're looking soooo gooood! :) :) :)
-.- does that mean fat lips look good too? cause we both looked good... its bigass bottle, think can even last till end of the year when u get back ah... XD
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