Porkie-licious

I wonder why El Cerdo can put this caption in the middle of Kuala Lumpur the Malay central.


Cause it's Porkie-licious, Not Rendang-licious ir Chicky-licious... But PORKIE-licious.


You know the fact that Pork ain't Halal and stuff. =.=



So the family and I(of course) went to El Cerdo's the Pig Wonderland. Where only Pork's served. But unfortunately, desserts served are Pork-less.


Don't you LOVE my new emoticons?? They're even better than O.O, =.= or XD. At least these are proper emoticons... XD

Pigs United. I'm Optimus Pig!!

And Optimus Prime didn't die...pffft... I expected him it to DIE!!!


Hahahhaa...


This is ONE special place that


1. You get the most delicious piglet, which is also ISO:9001 approved right into your mouth.

2. You get to cut the ISO:9001 approved piglet which is roasted to perfection with a PLATE!

3. You get to BREAK the plate you use to cut chop the ISO: 9001 roasted piglet.


wtf

Ini saya sedang men-chop-kan babi yang di-approve oleh ISO:9001 dengan menggunakan pinggan. My brother's expression is superb. *SALIVATES* You also will salivate over a Roasted ISO: 9001 piglet lar...

Saya tak pecahkan itu pinggan cause I scared I might not break it and it'll bring me bad luck.


It's a tradition that, you break the plate and it symbolises Luck. *i don't like this kinda superstitious thinking cause of that I walk out of the house using the back door wtf*




And after chopping the piglet (eh why no more ISO: 9001 approved already one?)



Fine, after chopping the ISO: 9001 approved Roast Piglet, I realized that the poor piglet is very very ke lian (poor thing, sympathetic)


I just chopped a cute little pig which may look like this if it's not dead!!

Ok maybe not this one...



It won't get to celebrate Pig's Year with its le familia de porkie...



I ate something which almost turned THIS CUTE!!!



OK, I'm officially haunted by piglets...

Stop haunting me...

I almost stop eating that cause I thought of the cute lil things Piglet did in Winnie the Pooh or Winnie and the Pooh show.



He's so cute!! And i remember having a wallet with a HUGE Piglet face on it I bring to school when I was Form 2!!! Childish sial...



But come to think of it, the piglet sacrificed its life and DIE gloriously with an ISO: 9001 certificate. It's sacrifice is worth it. Never in my life will I get an ISO: 9001 approved sticker on ME cause I am NOT a product. But the piglet is!!

So I ate it all up. And I got the Pork's Feet. -.- With cute lil Knuckles...

This is the ear wtf... They chopped it off after we chop it with plates. And they bring it back in and cut it with knife don't think I dunno...

My dada loves it too!!

I don't call my dad, dada per se... But it's just for show that you know, I love my dad. So I call him dada... But in real life, I call my dada, DEEEEEEE!!~~~ Not DeeDee, but DEEEEEEEEE~~~~



And we got served El Cerdo's Specialty Digestive Juice! A mixture of Lemon Juice, Liquor and Wine. (liquor and wine different one hor?)My brother got a cup or ORANGE JUICE wtf!!! AHAHHAHAHAAHHAA

Yes this is my mom... I know we look alike and yes I AM from the same parent of the same sperm and ovum, with genetics from the sexual cells wtf...


So stop saying I don't look like my sisters you fucking whores in boutiques... CAUSE MY SURNAME IS HOE TOO!!!


I don't like those bitches there... They look at both my sisters and ask them " You 2 sisters is it??? And That's your friend is it??





FARKER!!!

You want me to roll over you and stomp you with my 9 inch shoes size foot is it????


I feel like BITCH SLAPPING them lor... Like *Slap slap slap slap* with my bitch face... And when I say I'm the sister, they'll be like "Oh... Ooookay.."


*mahaicheebyehailatfuckingbeeotch*






By the way, You remember when Sam Witwicky just got his car, Bumblebee, there's this little yellow tag hanging on the mirror says " Beeee-Otch" OMGWTFBBQ damn witty!!


The car's name is Bumblebee, and the tag says Beeee-Otch = Beyotch = BITCH!!! = Biatch


PS: I can't wait till I get paid cause I'm damn kao poor! You can still click on the firefly ad and earn me some money till end of this week or Monday or the whole of next week if they still want me to advertise for them!! Money money, where for art thou??

""~(^A^)~""

*krais*

Anyways people!! Chexk this site out (more to girls la but guys can check out also if you love kitschy and skull stuff)

www.loungefly.com

Terlalu cantik I must help to advertise a bit!! And it has nothing to do with me adn I don't know anyone from loungrfly but it is so nice I advertise for them!! And you know me one la I love skulls!!


Skulls are love!! But I don't like the real skull, I like the cartoon style skull rather than gory scary looking fierce skull...



SKULLS!!