Never see people curse before meh???
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I started my day with breakfast... A meal I've never really had one in most of the days, that's why my skin is sucky, and I'm fat... -.-
This is how it looks like sliced into half with your taichi-fu
I like the fruit really, ever since I drank the Korean Pomegranate juice I bought from Citi Super, Hartamas, endorsed by Lee Joon-ki.
I can feel the fibres, juice oozing out... Very fresh indeed, though I do not know a damn way to identify a fresh or rotten fruit.
And most of the times, I end up getting some raw fruit... Very very fresh indeed... Till I can't even peel the skin from the banana... *&^%$%$#@
The pomegranate's another half is still lying in the refrigerator, waiting to be eaten... Ahh, what a wonderful life since the day it was chosen from the fruit rack in the supermarket, to be gracefully consumed by a fatty who wants to go on detoxification...
Life is well spent. And its death is magnificent.
But I'm so sorry mate that, I defeated the purpose of purchasing you home. Sliced you into half and dunk the other half into the fridge. You may be one of the best antioxidant agents in the world, and that you were once my dream fruit for you're one of the best antioxidant in the world and I haven't a single clue where to get you at..
I failed you the second I open the fridge door, searching for some fresh freezer to fryer nuggets by MacFood, aka mcdonalds...
May you rest in peace and let me have diarrhea (and pass out all the unnecessary ones) and I shall detox...
Rest in Peace RM 5.99 Pomegranate


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