The world?

Gah!! bah!


ke poh chis...


Today I shall start on the topic why the world is fucked up...



" Why is everything just going wrong and even wronger?? (omg there's such word as wronger xD)
asked myself due to the issues going around the world... i.e. Why the world is fucked up...

" Because the world is fucked up" said Fatin.


Ahh.... Perfect answer... :D:D:D:D


To show you why the world is effed up,


Mel actually said I'm losing weight and she will barely see me in the future and I'm slowly disappearing that she can't see me... Mel this is why I love you no matter you're A or Z cup... I can see ur boobs getting bigger and bigger day by day now...



Yah!! See how fucked up???


Mel said that you know.... tsk...



Ok that's beside the point, the name of God has decided to mysteriously appear on a piece of eggplant Smudge of Jesus sold the face of Jesus has decided to appear in a oil smear on concrete... Happening again eh?? I don't get why the so called mysterious occurrence always happened to be on either a piece of toast slice, or aubergine.. -.-


I also can carve the word god, and sell it ok... Cannot make something that can make people believe??


And guess what???


I do believe in this kinda shit if not I won't be believing in left brow flicker good luck, right brow flicker bad luck...


I wanna stop this belief cause I think it's making my life even more fucked up... Cause i trust them so badly it's screwing my life... And it does happen no matter good or bad...


And I'm starting to sound like some psychic dude who predicts the future, cause I can kinda see MY future in my dreams...



Maybe pay me a lump sum of money and I MIGHT just dream of your future... Who knows, maybe somehow or somewhat we are related and I can dream of you... It's just a pure weird thing that happens la...



Even a supposedly -to-be dog looks like, doodle image....




And a more serious example on why I'm writing this today cause,


Too many unfortunate events, too many unbelievable things ad too many unacceptable truth... (Sounds like my previous blog title eh??)


Wars... WAH!! So geng la I can think of something so unbelievable... -.- Too many wars I don't think I cannot take it anymore Imma bomb myself..


And one thing I don't get is... I really really don't know why young girls especially, get together with older men... Like Old men... Middle aged men... I seriously don't get??


More secured??? I dunno bout that cause I've never tried and don't think I will cause I think imma be a spinster when i die... xD


And cause of that, whenever I see older men with younger girl, I'll go like, OOOOH!! For money or your dad??


YAH!! Even when I'm out with my grandpa I get the looks!! SEE how fucked up??


And I'm not even holding a bag that time!! GOD!! What if I'm holding the limited edition LV whateveryounameit bag??

Die la!! Aunties will start to crowd at me and will start to talk about me and slap me lor!!




Like that day when I had a free meal at Chilli's (cause got hair in my food) I saw this man talking to this young girl bout 20 years of age, talking quite intimately and sat quote close together... What will you think??


Cause the man looked kinda, lonely and, lonely and lonely...Yah and they sat face to face!!


What do you think what was I thinking at that moment??



mana tau a few minutes later mother and another daughter came... -_________-





And today, I almost got pick pocketed at Sunway Pyramid...


I was at topshop walking...


There's these few girls, more like ah kua, suddenly appear out of nowhere... And as usual, I just pick clothing and look at the price tags and calculate the price after discount ala el cheapo, and wherever I go, the few of them just surround me like wanna bash me up, and whatever I pickup, they will just TAKE the item from my hand!!


Kanina chaocheebye!!!


Beh tahan...


I just gave them THE look, and just put back the item!! And I was at the bags section, one of them thought the tote is a skirt and try to put on the font and look in the mirror!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA laughed my ass off that time!!!


BUT just in time, I felt my bag was hooked... One of them was behind me the hanger of the bag hooked my bag... -.- I turned back and she apologize... And I just walked away to another baju section, all 5 of them surround me again!!!!



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


I know I sounded damn perasan here that you wouldn't believe my grandma story!!



BUT!! Just as I walked to another section, i felt my bag was pulled, and I saw the girl's hand in my bag!!!!! She said Sorry and walked off...




HAHA!!... Put your hand in someone's bag and say sorry?? Accidentally placed your hand on my bag and thought it's a rack is it??


I DON'T THINK SO!!!



but anyway I kesian the girl if she pick pocketed me, cause all I have in my wallet was only...




RECEIPTS!!!



tadaa!!



And after 5 second the whole gang just ran outta the shop... -.-



EH!! Like surround you kao kao, like wanna bash you up!! And they stick really close to you and you feel like you're suffocating and wanna die... And they jsut keep follow and get the hanger and hook your bag!!




BUT!! So sorry you met with Big Hui Ting who happen to have a lot of flesh and large surface area, so a lot of receptors and can feel things better... Hook my bag ah??


My handles wanna patah already ok!! Summore hook...


Seriously after I saw her hands in my bag and stood at a corner looking at them, the whole gang disappeared... -_____-


And after I walked outta the shop I saw them again... -.-



And they ARE ah kuas... Flat ass, no shape, ugly tattooed brows... What more I have to say?


Ok end of story thank you BYE BYEcycle (inside joke between me and yinky)