Typical Chinese

Haha...


Chinese... Always have excuses for their flaws...


And for a typical chinese I have always been.... ;) I treat my flaws, em... Nicely wtf... Not the word...




Myth #1

Having a Big Meaty/Fleshy nose, means you'll have a great life in the future. Got "Fock" (福)

My meaty nose... Damn big... Button nose people normally call it... I'm planning to get my very first salary to Plastic Surgery... :D:D


But

Myth Buster #1

Big nose means you're not pretty and cannot be a model even though you're pretty, tall, slim like shit, flat chested, big boobs like Giselle Bundchen or fucking hot/chun... -__-

This pains me a lot means I seriously have to start saving for 20K to go to a good Plastic Surgeon in Korea prolly and get my nose done... Get my bone crushed and restructure the damn thing...


Nose Bridge, tall and firm


Nose Bridge, tall and sharp


Pure hot... -.-


Myth #2

Having big feet means you're very successful in the future... Success (成功)



Me, having the whole rack of my shoes, ranging from Size 40 to 41. Pains me...


Every time I'm shoe shopping, which never really happened in my life...


All the pretty shoes must be in either size 4, or size 8... -__-


One size more, and I can fit wtf... And sometimes, those bloody shoes must make size 40, BUT!!! fucking small cutting wtf... -__________-




I almost went for these when I am really THAT desperate



My socks wtf



That's my slippers!!! -__-



But I wonder why they say big feet, means success.... They worship big feet wtf...


Myth Buster #2

HAVING A BIG FEET... Probably just tells you that, you have to buy shoes in UK, Europe, US or anywhere else but Asia...


That means, earn more money, try your best to be successful in your future and go to the West for shoe shopping...


So means, Get Rich or Die Trying.


No wonder they say you'll be successful if your feet is fucking huge.


Then travel more often and buy shoes... Successful.

Myth #3

having a long tongue... means... You have a big mouth and you love to talk a lot... Like... A LOT!!!



Chop's got some long tongue thing... About, 16cm long when he's hot?? Or longer... -__-


Myth Buster #3

It simply means your tongue is damn long and you cannot stop talking!!!


Go cut your tongue and talk less so less saliva on me...





So, I'm living in denial and trying to tell myself... I'm gonna be successful in the future.. I am I am...




Brainwash myself...



And I forgotten that I'm having a test in 15 days time.





Successful kononnya