Saturday, November 10, 2007

I am NOT happy....

Reading my sister's current big issue blog post... I realise something.... AND YES!!!


THERE'S ONLY VERY VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO'RE ORIGINAL!!



a rare example... ME!! *throws flower buds*



Seriously I don't get all these people lor... WHY in the Virgin Mary's world must you pretend to be like someone??


OH yes I do admit sometimes I do wanna act like so super hot japanese babe like this...
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Macam Gisellle here one!!! She's Lena *some japanese surname* from Vivi mag...


Or some Hong Kong fucking hot people like this...
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I cannot stop stalking her cause she's just too pretty...


AND WHY???



Cause they look fucking all the same!!



Just look like some Eurasian mix mix dunno what Asian blood!! You can fucking have a job and get all your Chanel bags!! Or even be in the ad??


No??


Get me a modeling manager contact and ask him/her to hire me... I'll give them super 10kg makeup face...



and WHY am i not happy??


Yalah i know I'm fat and fucking tall i look like a giant


BUT SO???




I wear shorts cannot ah??



Don't think I don't know that those fugly short girls are talking about me!!



Get some fashion sense and start looking at me... Then you'll appreciate my clothes are for viewing pleasure.... I can't even BEAR to see those clothes you're wearing!! UGHHH!!!


The pain to my eyes!! I need to laser em off!!



You know what the fucking ugly person talked about me??


I was happily wearing my RM 109 Forever 21 pleated shorts with school boy shorts-like pockets on the ass, its such good cut I cannot not wear ok!!


You know what the ugly looking girl say?? Not ugly per se, but talking bad about people is ugly... They just don't know what is fashion!! Then don't talk about my dressing when you're not even dressing up!!


What is wrong with you??



You know what she say? (I know la I talk damn long still haven't go to the focus point)

"Hey look the shorts damn short leh..." (I know it's me cause I was the only one wearing shorts in the shop... Unless they are really THAT fashion senseless they think a dress my sister is wearing is a pair of shorts Imma die... )

"No la same length as your skirt what..." HA!! Good friend of yours knows something about fashion... At the least bit she know my shorts are not showing my butt cheeks and undies... :)


And what's wrong with being slightly fleshy and wearing shorts???


EH!! My legs are built up of muscles one ok!! You try pressing it, it BOUNCES (hahahha my boobs does too melissa) Muscle baby... I can kick your ahole... Not too left not too right just the centre...


Not only wearing shorts la... Cannot even wear clothes is it??



DID Yves Saint Laurent made a statement saying fat girls can't wear fashion...
And if so, why did John Galliano called a fat girl to model at his Show???

If you know fashion, you'll know which show I'm talking it's with all the freaks and fat and thin people... But none of em are anorexics, except for the models... They don't feed em...


HAHAH!!!



This is the Nth time I'm talking about being fat!! Cause I'm just not happy with th world why must they be so discriminating??


Discriminate all you want!! At least I have the money to buy more fabric to make my clothes...


And my collection of clothes is better than some skinny chics with no fashion sense who doesn't know how to differentiate dress and shorts... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



Thank goodness the people I know do NOT discriminate and boycott me for being fat... *sobs*


At least they didn't show me when I'm there... *sniffs*




What I can say is... SAY ALL YOU WANT!!



You're just jealous cause my boobs are bigger than yours, and... My hair is silkier than yours... I have 40 inches legs that you don't have (though they don't look like they are 40 inches but they are actually cause you know why??? I'M FAT!! hahaha)



I don't even wanna go into the boys' saying about fat...


You want me to start on that??



HAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAH!! I think you're gonna laugh your ass off....





"I think woman with long black hair with a slim figure is really sexy..." said Man X(not x-men la...)


HAHAHAHAH!! you know how many "sexy women" have I seen on the streets!!



FUCKING GORGEOUS long black hair.... Very slim and slender body with smooth porcelain skin...


*turn over please*


*vomit blood and die and reincarnated*





FACE LIKE SHIT BOLEH??




Ok... Get the story??


Ok, then Man Y "I think women with beautiful eyes are the most sexy"



Then I must be the sexiest women alive then...


I HAVE beautiful eyes... Want a prove??



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Hahha lebih cantik than yours... :) Those are natural brown tinted eyeballs mind you... No where else can you get such crystal clear eyeballs...


Actually I'm showing this picture to tell you that my lashes has successfully grown 3mm from the lash extension gel thingy maching... It works wonders... Now any Tom Dick and Harry mascara works good... hahahhahaah Don't la go ssk buy what buy what mascara la... Grow lashes first then only ask ok!! No lashes put what also cannot see hahaha




Back to topic...



To those skinny bitches out there who only think about themselves, please go fuck yourself and get some olive oil... Skinny bitches as in those skinny like shit but still like to discriminate fat people one...


Just get a roof and jump off... I'm serious...



Even my brother cannot stand the world he gained 20 kgs to join the gang wtf!!




Hey!! You mean you didn't know Female also love all these ang moh looking people with hot body too??


SEE here!!!




I'm just no happy with the world...


One magazine publisher already like that... how about the gazillion magazine publishers?? All hot and sexy, then other people no need to join la!! Also, you must credit photoshop for doing such brilliant work... :)



DIE LA!!! Whole world anorexic you happy??



Oh my!! Then my skull collection will become very big!! I'll be seeing skeletons walking everywhere I can just pull the skull off and add it to my collection...




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Skull shoes, skull cardigan, skull top, and more skull necklaces not shown...


Oh!! new addition to the collection!!




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One real skull wtf... This is something I might like to collect... hahahaha



happy?? I know you're happy for me too!! Cause I just talked bad about you skinny people who discriminates fat people no??

5 comments:

Lauranne said...

people discriminate me too because they say i am too skinny T___T sorry la i skinny. i am trying my hardest to be normal sized ok.

Anonymous said...

OHMYGODD!! i soo agree with you about the female magazine's 50 gorgeous thingy. just because they're tall and thin, doesnt make them gorgeous. hmpff.

mustardqueen said...

its ok!! cause you're petite!! Woman, for ur height, it's ok u know!! i know ppl are dying to be like u HAHAHA nvm, u're still the little lauleen rualenna dinosaur i know... ahhaahahahhaah

mustardqueen said...

Ooh anonymous didnt see ur comment.. Who're you anyway?? hehe Anyway, YUP!! all either model bod or dancer bod... What so gorgeous?? They're just a pretty face and not very gorgeous I say... :P hahahahhaha i cannot stop laughing cos my friend's friend is one of the 50 too... tralalalal she'll kill me for writing this... :P

Anonymous said...

An old post but wanted to comment and say that you rock! Wish I had such confidence at your age.