Self admiring tutorial

Rule #1
Thou shall dress up nicely and put as much EYE makeup as possible, it brightens the whole person up... Not to mention it perks myself up to see how big my eyes can be... (you must be thinking fuck you la ugly shit)


I wore my new camera shit shirt which I lafffff it so much I can die happy now... And the cameras say Hi... -.-

Rule #2
Thou shall think you are queen of the world and do not care what people have views and comments about you...

Please take note that I always glare back at people when they are looking at me... Not even glaring... As though I wanna kill them that kinda glare... Maybe cause I'm tall with lotsa camouflage painting on the face, maybe that's the reason I get the glares... I'm not from a freak show...


Rule #3
Thou shall install Adobe Photoshop first, and beforehand, get a semi-decent camera with at least 4.0 Megapixels... I'm using the Canon Ixus 4.0 pass down from my Elder sister generation...


And get pictures photoshopped... looked photoshopped and fake... I love fake pictures... i love hiding flaws cause I love admiring myself...

Rule #4
Thous shall snap shameless pictures of yourself, the best if in your own room so the public won't go like fuck this woman is mad..



Rule #5
Thou shall do whatever you want in the room or in public if you're shameless, I'm semi shameless...



Rule #6
Ignore people around you and your blog and post it for the others to admire as well...


I know I have cheekbones, you don't have to point that out for me...

Rule #7
Thou shall feel good for yourself and praise yourself for being such a pretty girl/boy



Rule #8
Thou shall set auto timer if you wish to take picture from afar and play with your camera settings (if you have any) and have fun with it...

Heiress of the Big Foot clan wtf

and this is what you get when the mode sets off by itself...

Gosh how skinny my legs and arms looked... *sigh* shut up ok, I'm admiring myself...

Rule #9
Get everyone to do this as well if you think they are not confident enough...



I dare you...


I'm sorry but you did noticed most half of my pictures my eyes are looking to the left upwards right? If you didn't notice that just scroll back another time and re-read the entire thing...


Rule #10
Be shameless and shout I love ME!! instead of I love NY...