Taboo

Things you shouldn't do and must not do in the future to further irritate my nerves... I might spit at you, sneeze at you or throw you tantrum

1. You should not talk about relationships in front of me cause it ****BORES**** the shit outta me and YOU KNOW that I don't like relationships cause the time you talked about it means you have something big going on (ie you had sex, problems or happy big things like Happy valentines shit) You wonder why I always kept quiet during those conversations, THINK TWICE, yeah cause I have no comment and nothing to say and you will say "YOU DON'T KNOW A THING" so before you get to say that I shut up... -.- GAH!! And I'll be too quiet for you and it bores the shit outta you. HAH!!!

What?


What'd you expect me to say?? "I fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend"?

Fucking sien ok!!! Can't we talk about shopping instead??


2. Skinny people whining they are fat... And not so fat people whining they are fat.

I'm the fattest... HAPPY???


I can't fucking fit most of the clothes in topshop even in their biggest size are you happy now??


FUCK YOU!!!

Why ask me how I lose weight?? Especially the aunties GAH!! OMG!!! I have to repeat and spell word for word which medication I'm on!! WALAU!! You thought I spelling bee machine eh??

I fucking took medicine to lose weight and I only lost 16 kgs so shut the hell up there are WAYYYYYY many people who lost MORE weight and there are MORE effective ways to lose weight than to take medicine... BAH!!!


Wanna lose weight??


Fucking CHOP off your hands and lose fucking weight!!!


No I said hands so you chop your hands and not your legs so you won't get shorter and start whining you're short...


SEE THE POINT??


3. I am the tallest girl so shut the hell up full stop. If you're short get some Vivienne Westwood wedges already (Hint: they are 14 inches :D ) Can't you see there are many better things to do if you're short?? You can walk pass some Limbo shit without having to squat!! that's a plus!!


And you know how much I HATE my height?? Cause I stand in the crowd like a freak if I wear heels!! How am I gonna flaunt my RM 99 Forever 21 Paul Smith in(copy cat)spired black white heels!!??


4. Stop telling me about how good of this and that of part of your life cause I believe 60% of the contents you're telling are bullshit and you're bragging... And remember, I prefer conversations to include ME and only ME!! hahahahahaha I'm so self centred. Bear with it...


SO now you get so think properly before you start a conversation with me thank you for your cooperation my life will be great from now onwards.