Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Fernleaf

1982, February 17th... An heiress from a far far away land was given birth to this land of cruelty and poverty (yes all negative I don't think positive wtf)


And 7 years later, another princess was born... On the same day itself, while the heiress was happily celebrating her 7th birthday (I like the number Seven don't ask why, why am I relating to myself?? )


The girl who have been posing naked since young, more X rated than Gillian Chung and Cecilia Cheung, lagi best than the scandalous HK stars... She started her posing maut career since young.... OMG, we even posed naked in Awana!! We are born in this way, I cannot help it T____T





You have no idea how sour have I been everytime she told us, postmen and ah pek from the streets tell her she's damn pretty T___T If you're calling her ugly, you must be butt ugly, cause we are definitely hotter than your mama's ass.... *rolls eyes*


Cut the words, me know I can't write for shits... But it's the ****LOVE**** that counts...


*XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO*


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Me *****LOVE***** you long time ngoi yan... :)


Happy Naughty Nineteen =)))))) *big mouth wtf*


May you get your bag this week, angpow banyak, money banyak, hot guys banyak Sorry she's taken, bling bling banyak, everything banyak except for weight bad luck, and negatives...


Since February 17th 1989. :) Sluttiness guaranteed... ;)



A good way to celebrate???


Is to find a bimbo and pink place... No, taste of the food is not a matter, but the place must be SIBEH CHIO wtf

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Pronounced as, Bee-Ju, or however you like it la... -_-

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Nice enough to live in... My dream house deco lor!!! Like, garden-ish, then slightly cottage old school feel...

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Pink makes her flippin *rhyme la*


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Pardon my sohai-ness... Red lipstick is the way to go.... Muahahaha At least I can carry it off like a baboon... *nenenenenebubu*


Erm, long came a surprise wtf...
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It's part of the surprise from the very sweet boyfriend of hers, Samuel...

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Surpriser and surprisee wtf... Btw, ini kawan baik Samuel, boyfriend ask the brudda surprise her all the way from Canada ok!!! SWEEEEET!!!


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Top to bottom: Gme hen with mashed potato, Lime Risotto, Linguini Alio Olio, Duck Breast, Tiger Prawns Spaghetti(far right) and buns -_-

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My ultimate power drink Banana Smoothie which tasted like spoil yogurt.... T___T It's so sick...

And princesses gets pink cakes!!
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Like, hearts are so overrated, you get flowers, BAGS, BOOKS WTF, HANDPHONE, and BUTTERFLIES ICING ON THE CAKE!!!


Told you it's cooler than your cake... Muahahahahahhaa

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yeah, may all your wishes come true...

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It's a fortunate thing to say that, the knife is made of plastic... T_T

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Butterfly!! So pretty imma flip from my grave

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Green one suppose to be handphone (=_=???) Penis look alike lipstick (the one with red tip wtf) and PINK CREAM CHEESE coating!!!

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Damn atas lor the way they serve the cake... T_T

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kawan-kawan sekalian

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The "Sponsored by Bijou" mini bouquet from Edwin

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Cupido the ultimate soft toy *plays superman music*

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Sexy backs and a lip

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An unphotoshopped me with pink carnations..



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I have great photography skills shut up...


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Playground for the adults and a floating Manny head T___T so scary

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Command and conquer...

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Sorry, I just have to include my cheebye face here, CAUSE I HAD RED LIPSTICK ON!!! How many freaking people can carry it off like me!!! hahahahaha I'm flippin again T_T

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Peace bitch... And a first wives club member wannabe.... In training...

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Umbrella.... eh la eh la...

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I'm lovin the chandelier... BUY FOR ME!!!


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Down graded to Desperate Housewives... Hahaha That's a pepper grind thingy machingy...

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Wheee... In training lar!!!!

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I love the red and red effect... I know I'm fab lar...

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She love me long time...

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I see something crawling outta the pool T____T Should I be flipping from my grave now???


I have a sudden err... I dunno.... I kept saying flipping from my grave now... Am I digging my own grave?? T___T But too funny or too geram, I MUST FLIP!!!!!

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Victorian backdrop!! SYOK!!!! Damn pretty ok the deco in there... T____T They even have red dyed China Cheery Blossoms at the side for Chinese New Year!!! (it's called Tao Hua in chinese)

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WHEE!! It matches my outfit...


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I love my outfit that night... 50s Pearl Harbour inspired yada yada... My mirrored top is so convenient, I can easily pinjam the girls when they wanna touch up or when there's spinach stuck on their teeth... teeheeee

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*smooch*


My lips damn sexy hor????



HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS FERN FERN!! don't ask why Fern, long story will explain later wtf


Stop calling me sohai when I'm in red lipstick lar!!! Now everyone knows that I'm Spider, and I love the name cause you named it and it's UNIQUE!!! No one has the name, SPIDER!!! T____T


At least better than sepana T_T

4 comments:

mustardqueen said...

what cannot meh... -_-| Baboons have sexy red butts ok, and no one discriminate them for having red ass... :P hahahahhaah

Anonymous said...

omg i LOVE ur sisters dress. where's it from? like LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
you have gone siao with the red lipstick. i'm not kidding. u have completely lost it. haha
and your wearing the shoes!

mustardqueen said...

why siao with the lipstick?? yeah kinda Im so not used to myself after i removed it and yeha i wore the SHOES!! ive never felt so far from ground before omg!! and her dress is from Forever 21 heh heh heh... *evil grin*

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