Happy New Year bitches and butches, girls and boys...
I will be off for a couple of days (fine, 2 days -.-) cause I will be going off to somewhere smaller, less busy, less people, less drama, less malls, more food, more happy people, more friendly things, more angpow wtf...
I need a getaway. Just hope this will help... Oh and hope the iPod will help too, cause I seriously cannot think what I can do there..
Where there? Don't bother asking, you might not know... But it's kinda famous in a way cause Jackie Chan filmed one of the scenes in one of his 12837614892634 movies there... :)
Mouse mouse...
Happy belated Birthday to Shaun the Catalyst, Cat, may he catch lotsa mouses this year...
And official shout out to Yun Xin, Happy Birthday woman!! you're finally 19 and old... Aww there there me love you long time... :)
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My dog is fucking sour... Cause he have to take bath!!!! NEW YEAR OK!! Must smell good and be handsome ok!!!
So cute... T__T
Tak puas, have to DRAG him to the bathroom and bath... Stupid dog he bath with WARM water ok!!! WTF!!!
YEAY!! Reunion dinner yawn "Lou Sang" It is the ****ONLY**** time the whole family SIT together and have dinner, cause My dad have weird eating habits he starts dinner at 5.45 pm sharp wtf
Scrumptious... But slightly cold lor!! My maid expect us to dine in at 5.45 but it was 6.15 already wtf
My dog was barking cause he is part of the familia de horreur too but have to stay outside to guard house wtf (kutu infested actually)
He was barking to let him in... wtf
NO ONE AJAK ME GO COUNTDOWN TO CNY OK!!! So I stayed at home and bake cookies *sour*
One big fat cookie I wanted to keep till Valentine's Day... T_T And much on it myself... Cause i will be alone wtf
I decorated it with silver sugar balls left like 2 years ago I think... T___T Just let me eat and kena food poison, being alone during Valentine's day IS a **crime**
Raw cookie... This is the extra chocolate chip batch cause my sis complaining, I used the wrong recipe... The correct recipe is suppose to have more chocolate chip than the dough wtf...Then it is not called cookie already... it is just pure chocolate chip dough wtf...
NYAM!!!
My *sour* sad lonely heart shaped cookie... T___T
And I look like some sadist spinster nothing to do too lonely, have to bake chocolate chip cookies as pastime wtf....
And i am wearing my Rich Bitch tee already, new year ma... :) Haha, I will be loaded when I get old cause I will be some rich spinster, baking cookies wtf... Rich Bitchy Spinster... T___T
Yes, you must be thinking WHAT ON EARTH is wrong with her applying so much makeup to bake some miserable cookies... -_-
it is purely photoshop!!!
Cause I cannot look half bad in my pictures ok!! T_T
Ladies and gentlemen May I have your attention puh-lease! *sings ala little boy in Sweeney Todd (I can't remember his name so sad ok!! no one else remembered either!!! CIS!!) *
it's like since I am so good at photoshopping may I present you my before and after pictures... So sorry, erm.. I was tooooooo lazy to remove the makeup, so everything is done with photoshop and photoshop only... :) Aiseh, now I realise my photoshopping skills are so great and champion and professional.. *proud*
BEFORE!!! And full face of mine T____T I wore glasses so less ugly face T____T
Omg, I was too free while waiting for the CNY reunion feast, I added eyelash extensions(temporary la dey) Only eyelashes can make such big differences!!
Super the ugly hor?? I mean like... er... All the breakouts and all... No guys will love me now... T_T
I swear to God, Allah, Jesus and my life, I did no edit on that before picture or I will suffer from poverty in the next 10 days!! Just resizing it only ok.... T__T
I scared you didn't I?? T__T
This is just HALF!! oh my god sudah banyak difference ok.. T__T
TADAA!! After... *sour*
"Damn brave...." quoted from Kim... T___T
Maybe from different set of eyes you see the same person, but people will never look at me the same way again...
I mean, my friends will go like, "CHEH!! You Zaman Sumo that time I also see before la!! This is nothing..." Zaman Sumo wtf, some will know why T__T
But to new blog readers, don't leave me ok?? Promise?? You will never ever leave me please!!??? *puppy eyes*
Oh and sorry lar, my after picture is so the super edited I look sibeh weird ok... -_-
There you go... A very brave mustardqueen before makeup, and after extreme photoshopping... No full face, cause I took it in a weird weird angle... I will do more cause it is so addictive... T__T I must let the others to accept who I am... T__T
But I am quite glad, I don't look VERY bad without makeup ok... Just pimples and scars and big pores and small eyes *banyaknya flaws...*
I even added barbie eyes myself using photoshop ok!! wtf... ;P;P;P
Remember me love you all long time ok!!
Muax
I am feeling depress now... :(
Happy New Year dong dong chiang!! :)
11 comments:
wow, you're really good at photoshop!!!! how? how you add the eyeliner? very nice!
I will be alone on this coming Valentine's Day too. T______T Let's have party together! T________T
i wonder how xia xue & dawn yangf really looks like wtf.
i want photoshop too! i love what you did to your eyes <3
Eh, can you please me look like that in real life ar! Thank you wtf.
Rika: You can join me also!! haha im going down KL that day T__T GO shopping instead of thinking of being single and lonely T__T
Alea: Let's go hunt them down but I highly doubt they will be spotted so easily lor!! and wtf you don't have photoshop meh??? hahaha wtf I just use burn tool burn my eyes, even the other eye lash is by burn tool also wtf I am so geng!!! T___T
R-I-M: ur name damn long -__- haha we both try tomorrow ok!!! :D:D:D
i had photoshop before but then i uninstall it cuz i don't know how to use it to save my life and it takes up so much space in my pc wtf T_____T
aiyah so damn easy to spot them lor. One looks like Michael Jackson long lost plastic surgery sister and one looks like flashy dwarf with heavy eye make up wtf im so mean as if im so tall T-T
alea: hahaha it takes up a lot of space meh?? i think it's still ok in the sense that it saves lives!! T_T hahahah so mean short dwarf and long lost sister wtf!! Dawn Jackson!! hahahaa
omg you deserve MEDAL.
i would NEVER post up a pic of me sans photoshop and makeup.
well unless im having a good face day.
YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE CAN DIE. I WANNA NIBBLE ON ITS EARS.
dont ask okay i just like biting cute things.
his name is TOBYYYY~
wah photoshop to the max.
I always try applying make up via photoshop but always like dammmmn obvious wan.
Kim: Serious, now gimme medal... but *sigh* compare to others I think i don't look half bad, just pimples... T_T And my dog, hahaha yes he is DAMN effing cute I can die ok!!
And his best feature is his ears wtf, used to be curly, I think he hasn't been to grooming for years so no more curls...
OMFGZ: His name is CHOPPY la... haha where you find the toby? :P Hahaha er, don't the picture show the makeup is freaking obvious hahahaha
toby lahhhh!
http://imdb.com/character/ch0031684/
I remember cause there's a song where mrs. lovett ask him to shoo the old lady away and bring the man more drinks. she shouted tobeeeeeeeeeeeee~
actually no lah babe.
wouldn't have realize if you didn't say you editted.
except for the coming out line.
OH!!! you're talking about the little boy!!! omg I KNOW HIS nAME ALREADY!! hahahaahhaa hahah dun lie lar, it is so obvious, unless it's another person then I'd say its not editted hahahaa there are lotsa flaws on the edited version... Will do better next time hahahaha
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