Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dr. V

My plastic surgeon for the day is Dr. V. Located in X place in this really big city, where else Kuala Lumpur la wtf...


His clinic was quite secluded, but hey, you don't want some "plastic surgery confirm pretty" kinda signboard thingy right?? Macam no guarantee only...



T____T



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Check out the sagging boobs!! Not my mom you stupid! The one behind!!! this is the consultation room. Where the doctor will jot what you wanna do... T_T


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A picture of me before the surgery... I have to do it ON THE SPOT!! I mean in another room la, but still!!! T___T Damn kan jiong no time to prepare... T___T

And the mirror they have there for you to see what imperfections you have there is sibeh geng, cause I look so pretty T__T Like no need surgery already!! T___T But after all I know what are my flaws and guess what?

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These are the things I wanna do...



But my mom stand the first chance to speak first and said that, her mole is like a pimple la...


Dr. V: It's quite obvious it is a mole... -_-
Me: -__- *wanting to say I need a nose job badly T_T *

Dr. V: So you wanna do it now, or you come back another time??

Discussion when... And today is the day, cause if not I'll have to wait another day and the doc damn busy next week going US. -_-


"Do it today la..."

Dr. V: I have an appointment at 1, and I still gotta have lunch... *contemplating*

"How long would it take to complete???"

*expecting a very long procedure, like 5 hours but he got appointment at 1!!!*


Dr. V: About 5 minutes...


O___O


So short one??


Yah, now you all wonder what the fuck a plastic surgeon would take only 5 minutes to do a nose job... -__-


And to those commentors in my sister's blog, what the... DID YOU EVEN READ??? I said spread rumours about ME getting a nose job ok, cause I'm the one who has the surgeon looking at my nose... And he didn't even touch my nose wtf except during the procedure... -__- We so pretty what for we need a plastic surgeon la.. -__-



So yeah you were thinking what surgeon so geng...



Because my only procedure is to only...

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Shave my mole off my nose... T___T


For your information, that tiny lump you always see on the tip of my nose is... Actually my MOLE!!


henry always point and say "EEE PIMPLE!!!"


fuck you la!!



5 minutes...


And I cried like a bitch when he injected the anesthetics on my nose...


One injection, but he inject to like 4 different parts around my nose T___T


Bloody painful it is like... like FACIAL extraction time T___T



And his work is really good I must say, cause he seriously took 5 minutes to complete EVERYTHING!!! Just shave my mole off, cause it's just above my skin...


Now... My nose has this huge scab now everyone will know I have a MOLE. -__-



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"Remember to apply it twice a day. day and night after you wash your face" this phrase was told to me by the nurse, and it's repeatedly playing in my head now...


Apply for 2 days only... Must remember...


Means... Cannot put makeup on my nose T____T


Imma be so ugly...


I still want a nose job la... T_T

8 comments:

alea amin said...

HAHAHA i really thought you went for a nose job when i see the office wtf.
My dad also removed his mole on his nose but 5 minutes meh??

so fast.......

Copykate said...

gawd. i thought u really did a nose job or something XD

devina said...

i thought it was a pimple too =x

but there won't be any scar left after a few days right ?

fie the elf said...

i knew it was a mole! hehe
and i had one on my elbow, i had it removed coz it disturbed me so much..my bf thinks im vain..haha

mustardqueen said...

alea: hahaha yeah out of desperate measures nose job would save my life... like a LOT!! =D teehee Yah, he literally SHAVE off my mole off my skin wtf... 5 minutes seriously!! Injection 30 seconds, and he went "La di dum dum dum" and ok yours is much simpler. and done wtf!!!


copykate: haha everyone thought so ok! I commented in my sis's blog and they thought she did as well haha

devina: yah, that'd be some really old pimple wtf. I've been having that since I'm really young, like since forever, puberty hit me when I'm a fetus wtf... :P


fie the elf: SO SMART LA YOU!! Give you a kiss hahaha =D I also have one but it's a flat one, it's exactly where my mom has it as well but hers is protruding and got hair grow out and it's turning white wtf!! she insisted wanna get rid as well, one shot, but the surgeon say nevermind teehee =D Where got vain!! What if it turn from black to red!! Safety precaution ok tell your bf, haha melanorma dunno what disease can die one ok!! Remove it better!!

Anonymous said...

i have quite a few moles on my face and need to remove(fortune teller advice). Appreciate it v much if you could give me Dr V contact. Thanks!

mustardqueen said...

passer-by: Erm I don't have his contact number cause my sister called him up! But if you are really really interested his office is located in Mid Valley City Boulevard, it's on the seventh floor above Bella Men's Skin Care centre. Hope the info helps!! =) haha I heard if your mole is on your right it's a good thing but I removed mine though it's on the right cause it's kinda annoying everyone thought it's a pimple. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info, Tenny!!! Mine is on the left. So yeah, will remove them for good. Thank you once again n have a great week ahead :)