How Malaysian are you?
1. How much is satu kupang?
DUN BLUFF!! Malaysia dun have kupang wan.. *in denial*
2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
Never been to Taiping, I know it's near Perak!! =D
(Lake Gardens)
3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
La la la, I can't even speak my BM correctly you ask me apo nak di kato? I know in Chinese it means Ah Po (nenek) wants to go Kato wtfwtf
(Negeri Sembilan)
4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
Roti BOMB, Roti TISU, Roti BANANA, Roti Telur, Roti Kaya, Roti Sardin!! All of these is the ones I eat wtf. And Roti kosong... *fly kiss*
5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians.
KOLO MEE??? Everyone is like KOLO MEE KOLO MEE WITH CHAR SIEW!! wtf Oh shit, Sarawak got Muslims as well hor and it's not Halal O__o
(Sago)
Eh why the answer Sago wan!!??
6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "sea-cucumber"
Timun Laut?? haha
(It's stated GAMAT from the previous tagged person's answer)
7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
Seafood bakar??
(Budu wtf)
8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
I know it's from P Ramlee's movie wan!!! =D=D=D That's a PLUS point!! =D=D
(Northern dialect for coming and going but ending up at the same spot)
9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
WALAU!!! SAR HOR FUN!! CHICKEN!! OH SHIT IT SAYS FRUIT!! Erm Pomelo cause they are hanging it everywhere near the Guas (caves)
(Pomelo)
10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
Malaysian Delicacy wtf I seriously dunno!! WHO IN THE WORLD ORDERS FOOD IN ENGLISH WAN!! OF COURSE LA ORDER IT WITH ITS ORIGINAL NAME LA!! CHEEBYE!!
(String Hoppers -____-)
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans.
OH OH "BAHH"!!!! Cynthia always go EH LETS GO EAT BA!!! hahahahahaa ;P
13. How long is a sari?
6 metres or something, I remember hearing it from someone who wore sari to a prom wtf
(Six yards)
Psst, quite close la, how long is yards to meters by the way??
14. What does the Cantonese phrase" ngam ngam " means ?
NGAM NGAM BETUL!! Just like my pictures that I posted here is JUST nice. You don't get this, YOU BETTER START DOING MY POLL RIGHT NOW!!! On ur right hand side you bloody cibai
15. Name Penang's famous beach.
Ferringhi!!!! That's the only beach they have there no?? Or else what!??? GURNEY BEACH AR??
(Batu Ferringhi)
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?
CHAM AIS!!!! =D=D=D
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
News. News. News. *plays cheesy corny berita terkini theme song*
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?
Some Malay martial arts thingy...
(Keris)
AHHAHA SEE!!?? Malay martial art thingy, keris quite close wat!!
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
it's silver i know..
(Congkak)
SHIT that one congkak ar?? I thought it's some wheelbarrow... =S
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
WIRA the orang utan right?
(Wira)
Yalah I cheated I saw the answer wtf... But it was an ORANG UTAN cause I did that for my project in standard 2 wtf
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian,you are...?
OTHERS!!! they never mention iban, kadazan... they only have OTHERS
22. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
Kampung Boy Lat!! ---- Lalat wtf
23. How did the word "gostan" come about?
GO ASTERNNN!!! My tuition teacher thought me about that!! it means REVERSE!!! =D=D
(A corruption of "Go Astern")
24. Lobo's Whispers in the Wind is the English version of which famous Malay song?
Old song meehhh
(P.Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa)
OMG I remember ka ka's version of "getaran cheebyeee, I wanna LAO SAI, and also kiss your hai" oh gawd, so dirty la this version...
25. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
After I was born DEFINITELY!!
(1992)
See, i'm so smart *fly kiss*
26. What is the name of our national flag?
Jalur Gemilang - Proud Stripes wtfwtf
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
DA MA CAI!!!! Is it is it?? 4D, 3D, TOTO, Magnum
("Datuk")
OH i know, that "Na Tuk Gong" red colour hut at the road sides where Chinese go there and pray for numbers -___-
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
Rempit hahahaha
(Jaguh)
29. Name our national bird.
*quack**tweet* Nah bird lor wtf
(There's no bird- bitch)
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what is the son?
Baba Nyonya??
(BABA - eh quite close what)
Oh my, this tag is SOOO offensive to the spill my blood on the ground malaysians but but here!! See this picture and you will see how I LOVE MY COUNTRY MALAYSIA!
And it's not even Independence Day YET! hahahaha I'm damn semangat... :P:P
tag retrieved from lynfunkstar
oh I look so photoshopped in the full picture... T_T
8 comments:
i only know the answer for less than half of it. wtfreak X(
copykate: haha GOT MEH!?? some of it I cheated la wtf cause I'm so not patriotic haih... T_T
babe: i love the outfit in the 1st pics... and I love love all the outfits u bought below, espesh the grafitti tee. r u the mustard queen in stlj?
jezmine: haha cute right the comic tee!! hehe favourite buy of the day!! =D=D and the first pic was DAMN long ago la, last year in college for Merdeka celebration, it's my sis's dress la =) And yeah, I'm mustardqueen from Selltrade KL =D and my sisters all also at LJ wtf, all things nice (hui wen) and dramachinadoll(hui jing) =D=D Hopefully no more extended family in selltrade la haha =D
haha lol are you the mustardqueen frm stkl. haha ARE YOU THE MUSTARDQUEEN FRM MY DREAMS? wtf wtf pickup line.
haha i want to do this tag but i realised i cant answer a single one.
except for a jalur gemilang one. that i know.
i am a terrible malaysian.
kim: you are TERRIBLEE!!! Worst than rotten vegetable wtf it rhymes haha it's ok I cheated during the tag as well... Not a tag per se it's just some Q and A session on how you love malaysia. I WIN cause I have patriotic pictures with JALUR GEMILANG wtfwtf!! haha
hey, is the red polka dot bib top and black dress wif loadsa diamonds still available? if ada, nak meet-up. i usually meetdramachinadoll in subang at mcD next to the collage...
jezmine: YEAH!! both still available. =D=D=D Sure things I can COD at SS 15 Eh I think I still got ur email I mail you can?? =)
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