Sunday, September 21, 2008

Gay

I dunno what is YOUR definition of GAY... But in my dictionary... Gay means something icky and annoying and u know la when u go yer u damn gay la... I dunno how to describe Gay but I just use GAY....


Things i think it's gay, especially on guys...


1. The infamous haircut with long bangs



T______T


I WANNA DIE OK!!!! Especially those that looks straightened and slightly puffy and airy wtf


They ever made it to Getty Images wtf


Don't worry honey no matter what you still look like ah beng... his blog post goes like this "Now my hair cut look like ah beng liao..."


2. The cross earings

AHAHAHA I wanna die ok!!


There was this guy in my class, he damn vain... He wore CROSS EARINGS for presentation along with his failed korean hair cut and patchwork hair dye I wanna die HAHAHAHA


3. Long nails


Long nails on a GUY is just GAY... And then you go wave your hands up in the air (AYEERRR Flo-rida wtf) people will think you're Bryanboy sending fly kisses wtf


GAY... Ok you get the drift la on guy... Especially ah lek, they use long nails to dig their ears T___T That reminds me of the cheebye driver in front of my yesterday, he like, then he brake... I SWEAR I'll BREAK HIS NECK !!!! T__T


4. "Clutch"

HEHE... You see a lot of these in Genting... Can ya see the man with the pouch/clutch thing "kiap" between his armpits??


OWHHHH.... He's like Mafia gone wrong, with a bad haircut...



Comment on more GAY things about guys HAHAAHAHAHHA... I command you to do so!!!


And this is just another pet peeves post dedicated to the people I beh song in uni thank you... :P


SueShan you know who and who I'm talking about right??

10 comments:

teefernee. said...

i think ah.. those guys you mentioned up there are AH BENGS la. not gay wei..

i have gay friends too and they are nothing like that wei. they look normal. no long hair. no long finger nails. maybe the earring cos if i'm not wrong.. right side is gay or left side is gay. can't remember la.

but seriously, they are nothing like the above. probably a bit vain la. hehe.

Anonymous said...

Guys who pluck their eyebrows...and some wear eyeliner thinking they are damn mat rocker or wat..pffttt...and i hate guys to dye their hair wei...dye not so bad, wats worse is HIGHLIGHT their hair with blonde streaks or some shit...omg -.-

Sue Shan K said...

the "gay" guys mentioned in your post look like half girl half guy. or even, neither. that's why they are gay(adjective)! though they may not be the actual gay aka homosexuals. hahahahahahaha am i smart?!! =D tell me i am ah if not i cry T__T HAHA BOO.

Christian Girl in Harrods said...

Wah got scheduled post! WOOHOO! haha. Eh I agreee man, guys should just dress like guys la, dun simply sabotage our right, and dress like us!!

Anonymous said...

everything you just said, I am not! yay, im not gay

Anonymous said...

guys who carry their gf's handbags.

Anonymous said...

guys who wear skinny jeans. Coloured ones. eww.

YY Kong said...

seriously, most of the guys under Johny's entertainment (a japanese agency) are quite gay. and all of them are my idols? wat can i say? they do girly stuff like paint nails, have long hair, curly hair, wear pink! (to me, only real guys wear pink!) and bla, i dun care, coz end of the day, i still find them cute, cool, hot, handsome, sexy and UNIQUE. :p

i dun mind gay guys, but i mind AH BENGS. they are the scary creatures around coz gay can be high class gays, but ah beng can never be high class! O_o;;; ah bengs just scares me, i never wan to get near 1, makes me soooo ah lian even if they are like 50 steps from me. Dx we should get those fashion police to like lock them up. so this world is free from ah bengs T_T

meh. this comment is getting so long, ting is hating me for writing this long. so i shall add more. i love gay guys! so hate me already =D

mustardqueen said...

sueshan: YAHHH!!! MYOB damn fucking hard la!! i cannot even mind my own business how to mind theirs T___T


teefernee: no la I didnt mean gay as in they love guys, its the adjective... it's... NOT RIGHT not that they're gay or anything... =/ me have nothing against gay people hehe


gwencws: AHAHAHAHAA looks like ur talking about Japanese boys wtf!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA all of em pluck eyebrows with that hair and coloured dyed streaks blabla, whatever u mentioned AHAHHAA


sueshan: EH U AGAIN!! yah ur right, u got my "GAY" term right =D=D

siewkwan: haha yah but erm, i didnt mention anything bout how they dress here la, its just the hair, the earing, the nails and URGHH i wanna die -_-


sam: HAHAHAHA yalah ur not, if not.. my sis is in deep shit wtf


anonymous: EEEEE a lot of guys carry bags for their gf in Taiwan!!! -____- which I don't think it's a nice thing lor cause it's just wrong no matter how heavy the bag is the guy could just help out with her shopping bags or whatever just not holding the bag!!


pink: I find that extremely fierce ok!!! But the coloured skinny trend going away soon so... yeah, that ain't gay ok... The gay term i meant is it's ugly and it annoys me i call it gay AHAH


Yinky: go die la u AAHHA high class low class we have ah lian day out one day =DDD but ppl might jst mistaken us as err, foreigners wtfwtf!! HAHAAHA =PPPP

KenNicole said...

I'm very much delighted that my photo is featured here in the post.

On the other hand, I'm disturbed by the fact that I'm featured in a "Gay" post.

Thank you for all the comments. I would be pleased if you would take someone who is real ah beng or real gay to be featured in your blog.

I'm NOT a gay, neither an ah beng! Gosh!

Anyway, be mindful when making such statements and using someone's photos.

Thank you and Happy Chinese New Year!