Why I got fat T___T

I swear today is one of the WORST DAY of my life... One of them, prolly it can top the other worst days....

1. I cannot find the file of my MYOB accounting assignment which I backed up in like 82476178367831 copies and NONE of them, I say NONE of them contains a single information... WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

2. I redo... FINE... Then I realise I put the wrong accounting year... T___T

3. To top that off, I redo it again, and it was already 1 am FRIDAY and I just started (assignment due time Friday 4 pm wtf T_T ) I swear again I key in the info so many times I can remember the transactions.... And yeah I kinda screw it...

4. Period came in uni summore and no pad, which explains the frustration and tears I had when I found out that my cheebye myob file went blank T______T I really wanna just fuck it and don't hand up

5. 28374177803802 pimples pop up

6. And because I have to rush assignment, no time to update, cheebye not loyal readers ditched me... ha ha It ain't funny ya'll.


Sorry I got carried away cause I have to share my bad day la T_T And got more but mehhhh don't wanna mention it here... T_T


ANYWAY.... Below is pictorial evidence of WHY I GOT FAT IN TAIWAN!!! T_________T


it's suppose to be a happy pappy trip and shop and have fun but I ended up bloated up and gained like 2 kgs :|:|:| **O**


BECAUSE I WAS FED WITH WASABI PASTE!! Ok joking, this is an atas Japanese Buffet restaurant at Taipei 101 Tower... I think it beats Jogoya and Shogun hands down lor though I've never been to neither of em *tralalala


And Buffet means, loads and loads of sashimi, mochi, sushi, buckwheat noodles, crabs, soft shell crabs, tempura, teppanyaki and you name it...


They even have Salmon Roe =3


It looks empty cause it was 2.30 and they were closing for break so yeah I ate till the very last minute of operating hours HEEHEE


Yalah one of the sections I sapu=ed the food *shifty eyes*


Sushi Bar...


Sorry no close up of food, cause they're easily google-able and yeah, I can't be bothered to take pictures of buffet cause who in the world has never been to buffet right right?? Ok fine I admit I was lazy -_-


And there was the legendary Taiwan Bubble Milk Tea

Oh and fried oyster which is toooo starchy and soft and Malaysia's one nicer...

And I find the milk tea there, of different flavours (depicted above is original milk tea and honey milk) It's very VERY diluted.... LikeHalf cup of milk tea and half cup of water... But still kinda rich in milk taste though... They are geng... I find Taiwanese don't like food with too strong a taste am I right???


EH YOU PEOPLE!!! I hinted so much I even put the national flag as a HINT and it's quite obvious bubble milk tea originated from Taiwan no? Everyone guessed it when I put up the picture I didn't even mention the name leh....




Sausages that put Zohan to shame (apparently it's his bush that made it big instead of the real deal wtf)You can choose 1/4, 1/2 or full... Depends on how big you want it =/


Then there were the "original" Taiwanese cuisine...


Taiwan version "Popiah" with meat and vege filling... Taste something like dumpling but in popiah skin =D And omelette with meat filling


Taiwan Kampung chicken wtf and brinjal at the back... Damn I can't really remember the taste now... But but it's good =3


FAT Dong Poh PORK!!! Tofu cooked in special sauce... Super rich in egg flavour and yummer I love the sauce!!! And the tofu of course! =D


feasttt.... Oh that's my cousin and her beau... Yalah damn long story on who's in the trip with my familia de horreuer la


Pumpkin and sweet potato congee, with no seasoning.. It taste pretty bland... Cause you're suppose to eat it with the dishes you dummy!! They don't serve rice!! hahaha


Then there were the desserts.... How can a girl resist sweet, chewy, yummy delights?? T____T

Oh did I mention and STARCHY too??

Everything in Taiwan is starch starch starch starch starch and starch.... Repeat one more time with me starch starch starch starch and MORE starch.... Ok I stop...


Something like ABC with clear pearls (similar to bubble milk tea pearls) made from starch


Tau Fu Fah with soft nuts and starch balls again



Somewhere between these jars got starch also


Same goes to these jars over here


This is the mango mochi in their famous 85 C cafe (something like Secret Recipe) which sells coffees, teas and cakes... Typical Cafe you know... But they only sell coffee tea and cakes HAHAHAHAHA Mango Mochi skin made from... Flour, and it's starchy... =D


Ah Po Famous Yam Balls... also made from starch, with mashed yam filling. But very starchy.... T___T

More evidence of starchy food??

Think Fried O Jian (frieed oyster) with starch, and Mee Suah (the soup ALSO STARCHY T_T) And their soup noodles over there, ALSO GOT STARCH in the soup...


HOHOHOHO Thank goodness I was there for 5 days, if 2 weeks?? Imma be like a glutinous ball liao T_T


So yeah I was saying Desserts...

My dad tempted us to try this Mango Milk Shave Ice outside this temple place...


This tasted really bland with no mango puree whatsoever, just pure MANGO, ice, milk NT 80

As compared to THIS, priced at NT 120, I have lotsa mangoes, Mango flavoured ice cream with mango pudding, sweetened condensed milk, mango puree and ice.


This tasted so much better... Rich mango flavour and yeah I cleared one bowl... It was the size of a 16cm diameter bowl *slurps* I think this beats the one at KTZ as well =D


Oh and apparently they don't have Baskin Robbins there.. I see Haagen Daz everywhere... And most of the restaurants serve Movenpick ice cream...


This is the counter at Wasabi... Wassup B wtf


You tell me la.. How to NOT get fat???



Summore got Lu Rou Fan, fried chicken size of Hagrid's face...




How la you tell me....


Time for detox... I think I better fast for a day... Apparently it's one of the detox ways leh =D And I realised I ate less this 2 days and I shit a lot wtf cause it's like detox ma!! :P


Imma do my taiwan post part by part... But not according to day and whatever la so common *yawn* wtf... Imma make it themed holiday blog posts I'm so brilliant *pats head*