Eat SHIT!!

From all I know that all you bloody care is what I bought... Once I announced that I won't post shopping buys if you keep bugging me and you really don't give 2 fucks about my blog anymore... But good thing I don't need those there, I've got heaps of happy pappy people still reading it =D


And because those who stopped visiting are so shitty... You go eat shit!!


And I being sucha good leader I shall lead the way and eat shit =D=D=D



OK fine it's the Modern Toilet restaurant in Taiwan I went!! =D=D=D It's like not complete if I don't go there =3








Logo, ladies and gents' toilet wtf



it looks better screened wtf cause cannot see her face HAHAHA HAHAA



Constipated cos got snake looking at me T____T



So sohai she constipated la too much love wtf



EAT SHIT AND DIE!!



The lady next to me wtf



Damn i didn't see these seats when I went in, too rush wtf cause the place was quite small but little did I know there is a little corner that leads to a bigger place T____T I want the one with glitter!!!



America wtf... Where's Malaysia?? Country-ist betul... -_-



EEEE, bathtub = table, with all sorta different things in the tub, of course there's this hugeeee glass panel on top you don't really DINE in the bathtub while ur on the toilet bowl right AHAHAHHA



My table was filled with colourful balls!!! =D With little post it notes written with wishes and random words... Every table also got shower one la don't worry



Basin... I thought it was this toilet on the open area... It's like since it's modern toilet we is modern people we shit outside in the public also can but *phew* it's just a basin but damn cute...


Then Jing was like, what if they con us, they don't tell us which is the real toilet since there are toilet seats everywhere wtf.... -____-



Merchandise... I wanna buy ths straw home!!! With shit summore wan damn cute!!!!! Cause it's the cheapest of the lot wtf hahaha or or a shit plushie =D



MENU!!!

It says KISS THE TOILET!! -____-


And right, there are super "GREEN" as in environmentally friendly... The menu is made of shiny plasticky material, and you tick using a marker pen and they reuse it by rubbing the ink away!!!!


Unlike Kim Gary la, they print damn kao a lot of menu tick tick list in PAPER!!!! And throw them away....



Jing's Pasta... EEEEE no toilet bowl.... This is a basin i think... It's 2D lor how would I know what is it...



Then mine came... In 3D, a toilet bowl with sizzling shit blue ribbon cheese fried pork chop and rice.... =3



Psychologically all I could think of is shit.... T____T (ok la i admit the shit is actually the cover for my side dish and I put it on top of my meal, god knows who touched it before T_T)


Story of a Jing with "feeling"


"OH NO SOMETHING IS COMING OUT!!!"



"cheh only shit wann!! -_-"



"nevermind la at lest can eat =D"


Father exclaimed "Eh don't eat can become hat wtf"



And my dad look pretty disgusted when his fries came in a traditional potty wtf hahahahahahahahahaahahahahha




And along came the real shit in a cracked potty... T___T SEEE THE HUGE CRACK??? They made it pretty realistic no?? -__-


Never eat shit before AHAHAHA


Ok I must put my picture cause it was the last night OF THE TRIP i am in Taiwan T____T


And the ice cream was pretty yummy!! It's like VERY VERY fine shaved ice with cream, not gelato-ish, but more to ice-ish you get what I mean... And NOOO it doesnt taste half shitty... The food was so so edible, and price ranged at a average of NT 200.. So prolly about RM 25 for a set with drinks, main meal and dessert, quite reasonable lor for the experience!!!



Oh well... How I wish there's another chance of eating shit again T____T