What will I do if I were an online boutique owner... I think I already know how to run one cause I do sell my things online here (click I demand), also my sister owns one right here, and my sister's friends also own em...
So what exactly is my type of "good online boutique"?
jengjengjeng,
1. Model must NOT be ugly AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I've seen so many shops, with em ppl modelling the clothes damn chat uglyyy!!! How to buy like that! HAHAHAHAHA VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!
I know beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder or however you wanna say it, but some may not hold your type of beauty lor!! :P:P okok I stop, this will drag me a really long long post HEE
Best if you don't show face, or wear a pair of sunnies :D
2. Clear pictures
Some chaocheebye actually sell clothes, with the clothes taken using camera phone...
Do I hear a shriek of horror?
ARRHGHHHHHHHHHH *terrified wtf*
Not any 3.2 megapixel, 2 megapixel, or the brand new 5.0 megapizel, but VGA camera... :|:|:|:|
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Oh yeah like, if they do, they really must put a HUGE disclaimer saying that "The clothes sold at *******************.(hostname).com may differ a lot from pictures displayed as we're using ciplak VGA camera phone (insert phone brand name), and we're not responsible for that"
I'd like to see that wtf
3. Pretty clothes!!! :D:D:D:D
My personal favourite is, my sister's site la of course (not advertising here but seriouslyyyyy... have you seen some of those really bad ones??)
Some can even post some ugly shit like my pyjama my momma bought from China recently with hello kitty and sheep dog and lion king with REAL FUR T_______T
like this ar
And then I have to clearly write in BIG BOLD letters saying
"comes with ugly sheepdog patchwork, buy at own risk"
Mine is not exactly the ugliest but I saw one online, that's horrendous!! With sequins summore T___T and mine is actually kinda cute, fine, cute in a way =.=
4. Free COD
Hello? If I'm to pay what? Rm 5 for COD at one utama just cause you live in Bangi/Negeri Sembilan/Kuantan/Penang/OUG/Klang/KL, I might as well jst pay additional RM 1 for posting?
Cause petrol for the postmen is obviously free, and I don't have to SMS and SMS and SMS to schedule meetups... And I might not be able to make it and we might not be forever 24/7 free to COD anytime, anywhere!!
5. Buyers who uses the same phone line as me which is Maxis (no free advertising here wtf)
Cause I don't wanna freaking PAY 15 cents to send a message to Digi users (so widely use digi sure damn happy -_-) and the most Jinx part is, the Digi users ALWAYS, as in 99% of them, asks a lot, a lot HELLA LOT of questions!!! So most of the time I'll spend about... Rm 5 just answering the questions, and another RM 5 to schedule a meetup, and additional RM 5 cause buyer is not sure about the design and more questions to be answered T______T
I'm saying base on my personal experience from selling my own new/2nd hand clothes, not directly to any online store owners/buyers.
6. Prompt payment
I'm such a hypocrite! :D Since when am not huhu, I always pay late cause I can't be fucked to go to the deposit machine cause there's always RM 1 or or RM 2 cause em cheebye machines don't accept Rm 1, RM 2, Rm 5 notes!!!! Shall write a proposal to Maybank and other major banks :D And I always ending up not paying = not buying anything (but now I got bank account liao ^^ so can pay immediately :D providing account not empty wtf)
And if they don't pay up quick... You'll be biting jars and jars of nails (sorry watch too much cartoons) fretting are they gonna pay T_____T
btw, the buyer whom I mentioned previously who seem to be missing, CAME BACK!!! :D:D:D:D:D And I'm more than happy to clear things altogether :D Hello wtf <3
Any online store owners here?? Can you please answer this question for me cause as a buyer myself, I'd like to know what ya'll think...
"Will you ever care about how pretty/ugly/skinny/fat/tall/short your buyer/frienemy/spouse/family members wtf are?" As in appearance wise, will you be happier/devastated if your buyer is pretty/ugly???
I'm so eager to know cause cause, WHAT IF EM CHEEBYE SELLERS THINK this chao mustardqueen damn ugly damn fat, don't wanna sell to her later she ruin my shop's reputation T_____________T Will you all think like that???
I'm posting pictures next la but you must answer my question!! :D:D:D
6 comments:
Model must NOT be ugly AHAHAHAHAHAHHA --> OMG THIS IS SO TRUE
i came across one site whereby in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE hor, sure can see the model's hair flying one. ( GOT FAN BLOWING AKK!! )
deng! summo even with sunnies she still look... not attractive one lor (better not say her ugly nanti org pun cakap aku ugly XD) LOL
wahahahaha so bad la me XD
er... haha. i have a blogshop. i dun show face, so i think it's a really wise thing to do...if not kena 99 criticize in fashion-truth. hehe. i have no model figure...but yeah...just wanna show how it looks like on a real human. the mannequins have really huge boobs, not realistic!!
and half of the time i really cudnt be bothered how my buyers look like. i have a lot of plus size friends/buuyers who are really pretty. some stick thin friends/buyers who are ugly. we call this trade off in econs i guess?! haha =))
everyone is different and i respect each buyer. UNTIL THEY BACKOUT. annoying.
haha, my bf says to me, every buyer is pretty, cuz after CODs, i always say to him 'eh she not bad wei! pretty/sweet/cute/hot!' HAHA! he got fed up of me.
Hello!
I am another anoynymous! :D
I dont wear the clothes and take pictures , cause I am not thin. you know ah, some clothes only fit uk 6-8 like that, I cannot wear . so sad T_T
and everytime I have COD with buyers, I get very excited! like siao poh, cause I wanna know how my buyers look like! pretty or not. hahahaha
i loved this post its sooo true.. some ppl should just bury that shit or burn it instead of trying to sell it but hey there are lotsa ppl with bad taste out there who r willing to buy it and u need ppl who look like crap to make other ppl look good right? lol
0_0 I'm digi user wei....
T__T I hope I didn't ask too much last time...
we don't care how our buyers looks like as long as they pay pay on time :P
urgh, sorry we don't have other models.. just us three..
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