Swine flu

HAHAHAHAHA Not sure if you've heard this joke but

"they say pigs cannot fly... But Swine FLU"


HAHAHHHHAHAHAHA GEDDIT GEDDIT???



damn chat funny =PPPP



And another one, you know why the orange skin is so thick???



CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ON DISPLAY MUST HAVE THICK SKIN WTF!!!


My friend thought of this while peeling e skin wtf, she was like dammit why e skin so thick, then she thought of this!!! hahahahah


back to main topic...


Got a message this morning from mother T_T

It says "Hi luv! take good care thi days bware of te s flu try avoid go 2 places a lot of people cause u are bacl 4 holidays! counting days ms u a lot! :):):):):(:*:*"



wtf

u notice e smilies too many smilies then got one sad face wtfffff and the :* is kiss face /booo <3


my mother so cute, judging frm e broken english I know it's from her =3 and her sms short forms so advanced liao wtf S flu T___T


Damn she really missed me huhhhhhh so when I go back will I get my prada/gucci/lv/bottega/chanel? :P:P:P


ANYWAY back to main topic


I don't have swine flu but I have normal flu cause you know why??


I went to the library today to study and these few girls and a hot guy i got my eyes set on to *points two fingers from my eye to hot guy wtf* and I smell bad perfume T_____T



And I can make a conclusion that... I am allergic to cheap perfume T_____T I am quite sure err it's not from hot guy wtf cause I can recognize hotguy's scent *stalker wtf* and the other girls scent is some weird scent and it smelled cheap! HAHHAHAA


Why am I lke that... T_______T




OMGGGG it has been exactly 12 days since I last shopped T______T And to compensate shopping I went grocery shopping and bought unneccessary stuff that will make me fat (READ: SCOTCH FINGERS COATED WITH CHOCOLATES) scotch fingers are the new timtams :D


And I went asian grocery shopping and bought overprices yeos chrysanthemum tea and pokka green tea *yum* and another 2 packets of scotch fingers cause it was on sale


fuck la confirm damn fat when I go back and I'm suppose to starve myself till stick thin and go back and eat till I revert to my fundamental size wtf <--- this is financial management theory I'm revising hor


and I think another reason for my flu is that... My fucking toilet light is dead so I have to shower with the door open and too cold I catch a cold T_____T and also fearing that I did not lock the door and some stupid indian man will come in T______T my life is so full of adventures...

And today is queens birthday but the office is open but i refuse to ask the maintenance department to fix my light cause I have yet to throw away the broken mirror and I don't want the people to caught me keeping a broken mirror cause they'll fine me T_____T and I kinda like bathing in the dark wtf... exams are taking on me I'm acting weird... T_T


Sorry random ranting post cause I am high on caffeine and i cannot sleep and I am sick =(