Dail(r)y Diet Intake

Waking up to a flat(ter) tummy makes you feel good. Realising that your tummy can be as flat as a model's flat ass washboard abs when you suck it in till you suffocate makes you feel even better. But a pack of scotch fingers with Magnet & Gemma Hayes Lay Lady Lay makes it so sinful to not resist. A cuppa tea, and scotch fingers. The soft milky chocolate that melts, producing phenethylamine, which is the same chemical that produces when you're in love. An alternative from heartbreaks, not exactly the best alternative but good enough. Have a bar of chocolate today, and get fat. But at least you'll feel like you're falling in love. <3


I'm sabotaging this blog HEEHEE