Pardon my food baby, apparently it's decided to stay with me for life, not that I'm complaining, I am only human. Scrutinize closer? I have tanned stretch marks /proud. I got so tanned that everytime I stood in front of the mirror naked, I feel like an ass cause it's so damn funny to have tanlines. Funny tanlines are funny! The last time I was "tanned" was back in 2001, where I got so tanned that I was mistaken as a malay for 5 years wtf! Shoulders are peeling like cray. I can hear the tear when I peel my skin off, it doesn't hurt one bit cause it's just dead skin. Scrubbing has became a daily routine and moisturizer slapped on thrice daily.
If you're following me on twitter you would have known I've been to Perhentian and back. Started off with a 13 hour long train ride, stuck in a 1x2m space is no easy feat. It was nothing but fantastic, just what I needed, a short break. All we did was eat, sleep, tan and swim in the sea. If that is not what happiness is, you've never been to Perhentian. Think I should do this at least once a year! :D Besides, who would complain!? Eye candies abundant, soft white sand as my daily scrub and turquoise sea water as my pool. I wanted to "tapau" everything I see there it was just amazing.
See? That's me in a bikini. No abs but I am happy. I felt so free walking around in my itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini. I could have photoshopped shadows to make some abs and make myself hella smaller but no, that's not what I am, well the pictures ARE edited, but just a teensy bit, I am not denying it! Well at least I'm comfortable and that's what matters most. Anyone can tell me where to get nautical striped bandeau?? I've been dying to own one and no Seafolly is overpriced. T_T I still wanna get a Zimmermann or the MiuMiu scalloped one, just to motivate myself.
tip on tanning: Tan front and back about half an hour during sunny days and ALWAYS, cover your face wtf. Like this wtf hahahaha