Post 104: An Ah Beng joke a day keeps the ah beng away!

As you all know...maybe for malaysians and singaporeans only...Ah beng (singapore) and lala zai (malaysia) is those very very ugly boys who dyed their hair golden and live it long and they like to wear shirts without buttoning and show their ribs and for goodness sake... Please have a well built body before you wear those shirts! Plus they have to wear those 70s pants which flare out like nobody's business...It really sucks you know cause it's like so darn ugly...Alright cut the crap...Here's the joke

Ah Beng: Do you have colour TV?
Sales: Yes sir
Ah Beng: Can I have a green one?

Funny?? This is not the funniest that i saw...I read it from the CAtalyst by Peicai-ians...Their fortnighly newsletter...sucks right? Our school only have annual year book and they have it every 2 weeks...*jealous*

And sighs* I wish my 15th birthday i can get a camera for Myself only...as in me myself use only then i can whore my camera and take stupid pictures...I kinda like the Olympus one...with the Korean chick advertising one??My digital story...it's only Rm 999...consider cheap for Olympus...Then by the time when i have the money, it will cost around 800 plus i think...haha...I know...i'll ask my friends to cheap in and buy me...hint hint** I like teh black or the white one! Cannot la..I have to try it first before i buy it...Yeah...i was thinking of going to work but i have to wait till my exam's over first and of course i have to ask my mom first! And i can earn t least 500 bucks! Then plus inky's money and my own money, I can get a camera! Nothing so advance, just a 4 megapixels, small, have a string to hang over my neck so I wont lose it again and have to be kinda nice looking...And it has all the functions i want!

I was busy reading the functions of the camera...Not bad ah...got velvet red, orange, white, black, silver and crystal blue colour...maybe i go see the orange one...seems nice...nah...i think i prefer the white one cause it goes with all kinds of outfits...then i can take lots and lots of nice pictures and nicer and even ncer pictures than xiaxue...but how to fight?her camera thousand over dollars...mine is below thousand...damn...But hint hint friends out there! The camera i want is mju- mini digital...cant writ the mju sign here so i just spell it out...mju mini digital...got it! thank you!

Ooh...i just remembered! Terri can get me also...terri is my ex maid who went to Ireland to work as a maid...wow...talking about her! I still remember that i pay for her second piercing! She's so cool...she even had a huge tribal tattoo on her stomach...I miss her so much...the last time she came back to Malaysia to visit us for a day and after that she go to Phillipines to see her own family...I miss her so much...she's like my mother! And she told us that she's got a man going after her...So sweet right?? I miss her...Hey imagine...she came when i was just 2 months old...And she left me when i was 13...13 years of relationship is very very long...We are like mother and daughter since my mom dun even care bout me...

Talking bout love, i was looking at my own home for friendster, i saw this couple which is super duper loving...but abit sick cause they took pictures of them french kissing and the guyis 17 years old and the girl is only 16...so young right??Thats what they call BGR in Singapore...Boy Girl Relationship...They have syllabus that teaches BGP in Sgp...The girl has got big round eyes...Talking bout big round eyes, I watched Ladies First yesterday night....damn it...They always show so many darn interesting things that makes me wanna buy it...And now...I wanna buy this M.A.C cream eyeliner....It looks so nice but have to buy the brush which the price is unknown...I'm checking it now so that i have the heart of preparation to earn some money to get it! muahahaha!

So friends, I dunno what have i become....I'm so darn vain now...So get me makep for birthday! And i shall have the biggest make up collection in the whole schooL! Not the universe...not enough money to get so many stuffs...hahaAnd wow....they stuff are so nice...i remember i saw the eyeliner pot in the magazine...its around 60 bucks....okay la...Considering that I can use for a long time...And i just watched their bridal movies behind the scene...I wanna get married now....So cool....I love the eyes!!! SO Pretty! I love pretty eyes!I love pretty eyes!!!

I'm so goona call them up and ask them how much do they cost to give me a makeover!I love pretty eyes! I want pwetty face! Damn....I'm being hyper again!