Because I am not pin-fucking-stick thin

Update: Minor edited... Read on and search for the word EDIT. =)


I missed the Malaysian dream girls audition...


Cause..


I was celebrating birthday with the sister wtf


But one thing...


You know WHY I wanted to go for the auditions??


You know why?? Because I wanna see how the judges JUDGE me, cause I am not pin fucking thin =)


And also I don't have flawless skin, I don't see all of the finalist have em too... HOHO~~



And yes, I am here to brag about how fat I am and how superficial people are, and also to tell the world again why I am fat again wtf


Anyhoo...


I have seen the models in real life OMG when I was happily dining in Kluang Station at One Utama... Also, they were at Women's Secret for some lingerie shopping... How nice right right??


AND GUESS WHAT???


All of them are half of my size!! =) How GREAT is that to see such skinny people in a group walking around and I am so so so sour... Like a prune no seriously...


I don't know what are their intentions that they are actually looking for "dream girl" which is actually a model without a pretty face...


I mean, hello?? I think I look better than like half of em, or even all of them??


FINE, I may not speak like a bloody irish or whatever, but hello?? Hahaha like Kim said "cannot speak english? NEBER MINE ONE LA!"



Ok means I can qualify wtf...


Edit:

And I am er, half happy and half sad that Cheesie got into MD, cause I'm happy cause I'm ok with her and her blog and I'm not happy cause she's another stick but a shorter stick with long hair and sometimes she can be VERY tacky...


And you know what the good thing is?? She can promote the show, cause if she doesn't get in, no one will watch the show cause no pretty girls, no hot edgy people like Agyness Deyn *fly kiss*, or or Lily Cole (I love lily cole and her super possessed eyes but she's getting old~~).


And again, I dunno to love or to hate Malaysia... T___T Why why why can't they make something more original?? Then to actually copy people's idea?? ANTM no?? American Idol is that chu??



3 judges, "HOT" girls kononnya, and JUDGING sessions and what nots. Then the DREAM HOUSE


Don't they sound very ANTM to you??


If you don't know what is ANTM, it'd be better to die then to live in this world cause it's the BEST show in the world *fly kiss*


And I think among all of em, I think SAZZY FALAK is the hottest and the prettiest with the BEST body... *fulamak hyperventilating*


Yeah, I know she's the host, and she over shine all the contestants how sad... HAHAHAHA


And obviously that picture that kim put up in her blog is total crap pic of her, cause she is so hot and she is so young I wanna kill her... -____-

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But still, I am just not happy that not even a plus size girl was in...


That shows how superficial malaysians are, and haha, as if you wanna hug a stick in your dreams wtf Malaysian stick thin dream girl...


Baby, those are not healthy image, and what message are you trying to send out to the audiences?? Get thin or DIE trying??


I have nothing against skinny people cause half of my friends, ok fine, MOST of my friends are pin thin....





You know what??? I think if I am like this, I can get into the competition... Like right away, signed contract, confirm winner... CONFIRM kao kao... MUahahahahah

Cause I am pretty (DUH wtf) I got the body wtf Jessica Alba abs woot and my personality is booming with colours, I can blind everyone by the second I step into the audition room space thingy...



Oh how I love my bangs in that picture wtf, my photoshop skills getting better *fly kiss*



And the whole damn post, there is just one main point, and one comment and one suggestion whatever to the creators and directors producers and the entire crew...


You. Should. Add. In. A. Plus. Girl.



Cause not all men's dream girls are pin fucking stick thin...


I'm THICK and am Loving it... Just need to shed a few more...



BIKINI HERE I COME~~~~


Yalah I'm sour like s sour grape and so sour I'm drying up becoming prune... T____T



back to normal post... *fly kiss*

The day I shine with my pink skinnies... Oh god, I love my pink skinny... T___T *fly kiss*

Sea Coconut rip off and Kuey Teow something with egg sauce... I am broke... T_T



And my RM 2 Bow earing, so cute... I have another 3 pairs in other design... Total RM 6 for 3 pairs wtf damn happy


And yesterday, my last day of outing (hopefully) with long hair... =)


I was feeling pretty darn PRETTY yesterday cause I don't look like an ah kua, but I'm FAIR... T___T I'm finally back to the fairer me T___T And I dunno I just feel beautiful yesterday... :D



Why lar we so gorjusssss????



And and it's a BIG DAY for someone.. Like BIG-the-EFFING BIG DAY!!!

500ml containing fats and sugar, I feel so happy after gulping it down


Diet starts tomorrow... My March Protein Diet thing gone case.. Carbs and carbs EVERYDAY!! T___T


Emo Manny wtf


BIG GIRLLLLLL~~~~



"Gimme something advertorial please wtf"


Emperor's new clothes wtf... She wore that top to match her paper bag.. Why lar I know her and have been sleeping with her for the past 8 years why... T_____T



OK, now tell me you love me and vote me as your Malaysian Dream Girl... NOW!!

I'M SO PRETTY!!!