Tyra says

Today...


I'm gonna talk about Malaysian Dream Girls... Yet again... |=)



*yawn yawn*


Can't people just let them be??



But why should I let them be when we can do something so fun??? By judging the girls ala America's Next Top Model Cycle 10 style?? Watch it now it's so fabulous!!



Introducing the judges...


Elaine Daly as Tyra Banks the judge



Sazzy Falak as Tyra "Bangs" cause she had bangs in the show and she's the host of the show!! So she's part of Tyra as well.




Jimmy Lim as Ms J. Alexander with the sticky names jacket



Kenny Sia as Nigel Barker *cough cough* Stunning bone structures... -__-




"Previously on Malaysian Dream Girls, Jean was having troubles coping between her studies as a pharmacology student and battling in the competition, and decided to step out of it. And Alison, the girl with the scarf over her neck was voted out of the competition with the least vote amongst the girls, and was sent home.



9 girls remain, who will be eliminated tonight?", Sazzy said in the background.



*plays hotel lobby song aka Malaysian Dream Girls theme song*



Please watch juicy parts here cause Imma fast forward the show to the judging panel part.



Dream Mail!!!!


"Tomorrow you will meet with the judges. Only 8 will continue on in the hopes of becoming Malaysian Dream Girl."



*All sad and sorrow... Getting prepped up... Hair dryer boosting in the air, spray all over... OOps, someone dropped their blusher on the floor... *bad chi bad chi**



Flash Elaine Daly in Precinct 2 pictures. Looking fierce and angry, all wrapped up in cotton and boots wtf.


Elaine: Hello girls!!! First of all ya'll know the prizes... The first Malaysian Dreamgirl will drive away a Nissan Latio 1.8Ti (A), a RM10,000 preloaded AmBank NexG PrePaid MasterCard, a RM3,000 Wella Professionals hamper, RM1,000 of Escada fragrances, RM1,000 of Bebe apparel, RM500 of Nose footwear, an exclusive cover spread in NewMan magazine!!!



The judges... Noted blogger Kenny Sia (as Nigel Barker), Fashion Diva Adviser Jimmy Lim and myself...



So first up is Adeline



*stares*

Elaine: There's something about this picture... The pose... One of your shoulders should tilt slightly upwards to create more angles... *demonstrates her royal fierceness*

Kenny: OK WHAT!!! but I find this shoot, so-so cause it's so hot!! They are all wrapped in 20 layers of clothes!!

Jimmy: You seem slacked off instead... I don't see the fire in your eyes... The picture is not burning...

Adeline: *stares at her own picture* The cameler man ask me to stand liddat wan lor. But I think my pose quite fierce ma...

Elaine: Ok thank you Adeline. Next is Nadia.



*stares*

Jimmy: Cowboy.... I'm happy with the picture cause you don't look half men's magazine-esque. But you seem to be sleeping on the couch!!

Elaine: Lemme see a close up shot



Elaine: You're staring off space, and your eyes didn't capture that spark from the lights around. You look tired like you're gonna fall asleep, or were you sleeping already?? Thanks Nadia, next Cindy.




Kenny: I still like you in the red dress better... But this biker look not bad I like...

Jimmy: I'm not so keen on your face, you look very paria, like you're posing for some Ah Long advert. =/

Elaine: You shouldn't lean on the chair. You lose your body structure by wearing all the coats, and you're leaning, it puts on few pounds, and you look short. Tip toe a lil so your legs look longer next time. And your lips, don't pout, it doesn't look sexy, your left arm should put on your hips instead, it'll look longer. Thank you Cindy. Ringo you're up next.




Kenny: I like your face, it's so fierce, you look like you're gonna eat me alive!!

Jimmy: I like how they dressed you, stockings with a long long top, adds inches to your legs

Elaine interrupts: But this picture shows your height... You look petite in this picture... Your arms look longer than your legs!! You're too conscious with your picture, is it cause you're famous that you MUST look fabulous in pictures or what?? Careful with the pose, cause it's gonna make you lookin' like an Orang utan... =/=/

Next is Valerie...



Elaine: Left leg, push it out, it looks short... I love the facial expression, it's fierce.

Kenny: Did I sense some Coffee Prince in here?? (wtfwtf) Like a waiter, hot one... =)


Elaine: Fiqa up next...



Elaine: I like how you pose with your legs it looks so long. But mind the entire pose cause it's a tad males magazine. Maybe you should try putting your left leg down instead on the side of the chair. Lets see the close up...





Jimmy: Fiqa you look so sad, what happened?? There's some sort of sorrow in your eyes and no fire...

Elaine: your pose is very edgy, masculine-ish, but mind the legs, it's too wide apart

Kenny: *dreaming off space*

Elaine: Next up Jay



Elaine: Ooh i like the brows, it's like one up and another down... *wink* Your pose is fierce... FEROCIOUS I must say.

Kenny: Looks like someone has elf ears... *think furong jie jie xiaxue edited version*

Jimmy: You have to becareful of OVER fierce-ness cause it's starting to look slightly paria as well...

Elaine: Thank you Jay, next up Hanis



Elaine: Too biker chick, it's a lil too commercial like. I like the face but mind your shoulders... Tilt to an awkward angle it'll do magic to the picture

Jimmy: Rugged lookin. Slightly gangsta... And you're losing your neck...

Kenny: Eh I realised you've been commenting the girls looking paria and gangster consecutively ok... What's wrong?? You pinjam money from ah long isit?? xD Scared they'll slaughter if you don't pay up eh?? hahaha

Jimmy: *ignores*

Elaine: *grin* Last but not least Eyna.




Elaine: You look curious and frightened... But I love the pose... it's so edgy...

Kenny: I love the body, the pose, and the way you tilt your head it shows your bone structures on your face, it's good..

Jimmy: Reminder, your left hand, your fingers, it's too relax, put it in a more delicate way. You have to be aware of every little details in your picture because it'll make the picture look different.



Elaine: Ok now it's the time for the judges to deliberate... When I call you back, I will announce which one of you will be packing your bags and sent home.






JENG JENG JENG!!!!


Please stay tune for results of who will be going home in the next episode of Malaysian Dream Girls at www.malaysiandreamgirl.tv.



Credit rolling:

Executive producer: MustardQueen

"Bangable" Productions wtf


Disclaimer: All comments are based on personal opinions and many years of experience in watching America's Next Top Model, modeling not included.