Hello

Greetings,
people of the Land of Mustards,

I am the King of Mustards who is also known as Mustard King,
and I have hacked my Queen's account to check if everyone payed their taxes.

"What taxes?" you asked?
Well apparently the castle is short of fund with our Queen's spendings lately.
So I've decided that I'll start collecting taxes for every mouthful of mustard you eat.

This way, you will save the Queen and me from this crissis.

You can also donate extra cash to us too. ;)

For more info, call 1-800-donatetothemustardsplskthxbye.
Yes, that's massive long for a phone number but hey, it gets the message accross.

So what are you waiting for? Pay your taxes and donate now!

Also,
Long live the Queen!! <3

Your sincerely,
Mustard King

p.s. I'm sure the Queen is giving the WTF look by now. Lol. Hi human. Log off ur acc next time or I'll start abusing again. :p