Adobe is life saviour

Update: Yael Naim makes me so happy and brightens my day with her New Soul... wooot... I love this song...


SO hapifying I'm turning into a vintage hippy. |=) a dash in front cause hippies usually have a band on the their heads, more hippy-ish |:)


My new love is....


jeng jeng



Adobe Photoshop CS 3.



For all you know, whatever you're seeing in this blog is virtual, yes VIRTUAL. Cause the real mustardqueen is sorta different from what you're seeing in this blog...



And I'm getting tired of all these...


I'm tired of liquifying my nose, enlarging my eyes, and making myself more flawless...




I'm a pimple whore, call me pimp hoe



My skin is sick, my body is juicy fattilicious... It's so huge, it dominates like most of the pictures... You don't believe, you go stalk whoever who's taken pictures with me and posted it in their blogs... For instance my sister's one. (yalah she's my sis la then?? can't you see we did our hair in one week's time wtf?)


I look so fucking fat right



This is yours truly looking fucked annoyed with her pimples and didn't care to edit it...

oh cellulite is that chuu?? Oh fat nose is that chuuu?? Fat wrinkled neck is that chu?? Ugly hair is that chu??? Pimples, pores, eyebags, scars, double chin is that chuuu???


I'm so tired of having my picture edited and photoshopped 10000000billion times, after ten thousand layers of perfect lighting effect added and posted it right here.


I swear to sweet jebus that that annoyed picture of mine is not touched at all!! it's even rotated by itself (sweet jebus bless photoshop cs 3) Auto rotated science geeks call em...









And the purpose of this post is to tell you certain things that I do for the sake of this blog


1. I photoshop my picture because I'm FUG in real and you people will ask me to fuck myself instead... *vulgar*


2. My pictures are so small, I don't want people to notice my flaws and it's easier for those with lower bandwidth cause it takes less time and less precious times in your life waiting for pictures to load.


SO SMALL?? SEE WHAT??



I circled my pimples(the more visible ones) and my nose which I *LOVE*. Small pictures make my nose appear smaller... hoho love love...


Also, smaller picture, means smaller mustardqueen's cheebye face...


3. My sidebar loads really slowly... But it's improving already... It's getting faster each day... -_-


4. I can't really post up my cibai face cause I'll only shoo some readers away cause they hate me!! hahahahaha and I make people puke (oh god I am repeating this for like... the 128361789th time)


5. I hate anonymous commenters comment as ANONYMOUS. And you'll get sentences like, You got some personality problem bitch?? Where's your name?? (this is to the not nice ones ) For the nice ones, I'll just let it be, and maybe advise them to put a nickname or a dot.


6. I do all sorts of shameless things like standing on the bench in the toilet at The Curve, pardon me if you realise the toilet's bench (near Kim Gary) is slightly dented inwards... I stood there for more than 2 minutes to snap few shameless pictures... T____T

Things I do for ya'll... Not much appreciated I must say...



To appreciate what I'm doing click on one of the ads ONCE. cause I need Moolah$


7. Why she has so many adverts in her blog? SIEN lor!!


Cause I need money. Part of the reason that kept me blogging hoho~~ Not to say a lot, but maybe a coupla pair of shoes, and maybe soon, more? =)

And I put one advert from both nuffnang and advertlets under each blog posts and end up, advertlets one appears after 3 posts... O.O weird lor...


8. I think I'll have one emo post each month when I'm feeling extremely PMS. To warn people...


9. I'm rather full of myself, but I know what I am best?? Meaning I know myself best, so there's no need for you to tell me how I suck, and how Ugly I am? Cause I know that?? I think I'm the ugliest person in the world are you happy?? And... Yeah... I've been getting those less lately, so it's a good thing...


10. I am lazy to update my link list... But some I didn't add cause they are rather controversial wtf... No lar, I made some enemies through blogging hoho so I don't wanna put it up.. I still stalk some of the enemies, and I know some stalked me back *shy*

Don't shy shy lar, HOLLA at me baby!! ;D



Me love you long time... This is another nothing-to-do-it-wasted-20-minutes-of-my-life post. :)



A friendly reminder: Remember to remove your zits in the pictures. It'll make the picture appear way nicer and cleaner wtf *winks*


ok I think now I gained more enemies... Imma get sepak-ed by people... -__-


Better run before it happens..


my.nose.so.big


She loves spanking me wtf... I'm no lesbian k... But they say lesbians are hot hoho~~