Which bloggers annoy me MOST: Are you one of 'em?

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And to disclaimers: This post is written based on the amount of blogs I stalked, flame me if you want and you'll be categorized under ninth or tenth, sebab kamu alien wtf! I judge lor what the hell, you mean you don't? No wonder you're alien wtf -_-


Setelah mendapat sambutan yang hangat, I am gonna blog about....



JENG JENG!!!

Which bloggers annoy me MOST volume 1
Are you one of 'em?

No names will me mentioned, BUT you know who they are don't cha?



First.

The "dead" blogger.


It is those who simply DO NOT update their blog. I wasted my effort or other people's effort to give you an unique visit. And no, you didn't update since last year, or was it last century. -_-



Second.

The "My sidebar is so GENG" blogger


People who can't seem to get enough of freebies, advertorials, and those free counters and free clock, free calendar, free referral,, free socks, free cookies, free animal...

And then they put all of the FREE stuffs they got, all to their sidebar,



Bloody hell, your toolbar got clock one ok... (click to enlarge, but nothing to read)

And as if people didn't notice that there's a clock, you have to put the same bloody clock AGAIN!! After a nuffnang advert, or a sitemeter...


-______________-


And the most annoying one in this category with a lot of things on the sidebar is WISHLIST!!!!!

OMG!!


Why do you have to put your wishlist?? HELLO?? This is why you have a blog!!! You can make a blog post about what you bloody wish you have like a fairy to come into your life or something.


Your sidebar is to put, say a nuffnang ad, your profile, and archives or maybe a chatterbox!!! Your sidebar is NOT your blog ok!!!!


UPDATED: ANDDDD!!! Thanks to Alea omg, she reminded me that there's such thing as music/mp3 in blogs!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!! Unless you're New Soul by Yael Naim so soothing and hippy peace harmony then others you DON'T put ok. It's ANNOYING!!


*boomboomboomboomboomboom* ear drums split into half, you want?



Third.


The "I try so hard to be glamorous but failed miserably cause mustardqueen revealed my secret wtf" blogger.


Perhaps one of EVERYONE's favourite. EVERYONE who voted was prolly damn interested in this one, that's why they vote for the blogger's post first! haha



Same pose, same hairstyle, but the one on the right failed miserably with her cacat-looking hippy band... HAHAHAHAH I cannot stop laughing ok, it's SOOOOO freaking cacat looking, it's not even a hippy braided BAND!!!


Coincidence?? I think not... >:)


Still not enough evidence that she's trying to be glamour?




Malaysian's Tatler is that chuuuu??????



Oh yes, I fell for that the first time I saw it while blog stalking.


AND!!!!!


After one thing when people told me that she made it herself, just like the "interview" done by "Essence" magazine, which is specially dedicated to African American women. hahahah

Nothing wrong with the picture?


Let me SHOW you. =)

Focus on your left. Style File Fail


Do you think Malaysian Tatler would do SUCH a BIGBIGBIGBIG mistake and still not bankrupt today? And I think if she IS really in the magazine, Tatler's magazine will most prolly be bankrupt by now, sitting by roadside asking for money. pfaah


And magazines, have standards kan? tak kan they will spell out th entire full name WITHOUT capital letters ok.


And one more thing, a two sided layout suppose to be of equal size. This one, lopsided one lor...


baby you want publicity, I GIVE you publicity, now 200 people reading about chuuuuuu~~~~



In the future if you get more jobs, you have to THANK me!!! Nothing much, a trip to Paris will do. :)



Fourth.


The "I have 200 readers and I am king" blogger.


PLEASE!!!!!!


BE HUMBLE A BIT CAN OR NOT???


What free host at least 4 posts a week and hundred unique visitors averagely. And threepointsixpluszeropointtwo said "Oh that's easy"



WALAUUUU!!!!


WHY SO LANCI???


Your the site host is it that's why you're so confident!!! -____-


If you only have 200 visitors like me, then you don't go bragging that you are damn famous ok!!!!


Because I don't know who the fuck are you cause you're always wearing the bloody hoodie...

No offense but yeah...


Fifth.


The "I can afford a camera phone which is Rm 2000 but I cannot afford a RM 400 camera" blogger.


Bloggers, who don't take clear pictures, hmm.. How should I phrase that, don't give a clear picture of what you're telling to tell

And therefore, you won't succeed in life.


Imagine one day, i blog everything in my life with THESE kinda picture quality


Penis on a plate? Sausage? Or is it a cactus?


And this is taken by my loyal 3.2 mp camera phone. What if you don't have a canggih camera in your phone?


As if you an afford that sibeh expensive handphone you cannot afford a RM 400 canon Powershot A 400 camera. Hello?? Still 3.2 megapixels but a camera is a camera, nothing can compare ok!!


I know I have a semi professional camera, but don't you just hate it?? Picture quality so sucky, you dunno what you're looking at...


it's like when you wanna buy clothes, pictures are so pixelated, I buy pixels better.


Sixth.


The "I am politician by day and blogger by night or vice versa" blogger.

Err, you know those who's DAMN kao concern about EVERYTHING happening in the country or the world and my dog wtf, and then once in a while will post about his/her/it's life.


Sien not?


You wanna talk about politics, you open a blog ALL about politics, don't mix ok!!! People will get confused whether you're like politics blog or real person wtf -__-


Seventh.


The "My blog is so colourful all my readers went blind" blogger.


"blog post" doesn't make sense cause it's not nice to reveal people's *cough* privacy *cough*

I know kennysia has mentioned that before in the first year he started blogging, and I am quite sure many of you HATEs it. Cause those who succeed in blogging and black and white spaces for blog post...


Black background, but colourful fonts just BLINDS everyone.

"Your fonts so BRIGHT, YOU BLIND ME wooo~~" Stardust theme song wtf




There you go, these 7 types of bloggers just ANNOYS me.


To those who expected to see names and whatnots, sorry I disappoint you, cause I'm playing "nice" here. hoho


Come on people you GOTTA admit I'm right right?? >=)




P.S.: If there are any other things I wanna add i.e. eighth and ninth or even tenth, DO stay tune!! =D



Much Love,
MustardQueen